How many x to change a light bulb?

[stovebolts]

How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

*Charismatic:* Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

*Pentecostal:* 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.

*Presbyterians:* None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

*Roman Catholic:* None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)

*Baptists:* At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

*Episcopalians:* 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

*Mormons:* 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

*Unitarians:* We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

*Methodists:* Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or
tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

*Nazarene:* 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

*Lutherans:* None - Lutherans don't believe in change.

*Amish:* What’s a light bulb?

 

[Blazin Bones]

What about SDA? Do they only change a light Bulb on saturday?

 

[Nocturnal_Principal_X]

*Baptists:* At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

:smt043

 

[LottomagicZ4941A]

found on
http://www.money-talk.org/viewtopic.php ... c&start=15

How many ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

 

[Prophet83]

*Episcopalians:* 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

haha! I had to send this to many people in my Anglican (epicsopalian) congregation, because it's true! My mom and I could not stop laughing at the Pentecostal one either.

*Pentecostal:* 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

 

[jess321]

oh man im baptist and that is so true

*Baptists:* At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

 

[LottomagicZ4941A]

LOL just found another funny light bulb one. Kicking myself that I didn't think of it myself!!!!

posted by michael_legna vbmenu_register("postmenu_27005", true);

"How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a lightbulb ?

I Don't know - I didn't let them in to find out. "

found on
http://www.christiansonline.cc/forum/sh ... #post27637

also on the same thread

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. by Darth_Bill
Latter Day Saints

 

[peace4all]

hahaha!!!! the answer is 4


LONDON (Reuters) - How many men does it take to change a light bulb in a British church?

Thanks to the European Union's "Working at Heights Directive" the answer is four -- over three days at a cost of more than 1,300 pounds.

Preaching at St Benet's Church in Beccles, Suffolk in gathering gloom, Father Anthony Sutch had to call in electricians to change light bulbs that are 40 feet above the congregation.

Because safety regulations deemed the church ceiling too high for a ladder, scaffolding had to be erected for a lengthy and costly replacement operation.

Could Father Sutch have done the job himself?

"When I was a young monk. I climbed up a ladder to have a look at something and two girls whistled and said what good legs I have. I haven't climbed up a ladder since," he told Wednesday's Daily Mail.


http://reuters.myway.com/article/200510 ... LB-DC.html

 

[cly]

oh man im baptist and that is so true

*Baptists:* At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Oh yes! It is definitely true. Baptists must always have parliamentary procedure and potlucks!

This whole thing is hilarious! I really should quit reading funny stuff in the library...