If Jesus Came today...

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If Jesus were to come to earth in this day & age...
we may not have crucified Him, but He would be Wanted by:


  • The FDA for turning water into wine without a license,

    The EPA for Killing Fig trees,

    the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

    The Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves,
    for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 in the wilderness,

    The NEA for teaching without a Certificate,

    OSHA for walking on water without a life jacket and
    for flying without an airplane,

    The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,

    The Natl. Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice
    on how to live a guilt-free life,

    The Inter-Faith Movement for condemning all other religions,

    and by The Zoning Dept. for building Mansions without a permit.
 
Well, ya gotta do whatcha gotta do.

I like this! Thanks for sharing! :D
 
Very funny.

I mean I’m sure he would also wonder why everyone was wearing reminders of how he died. I don’t wear a cross, if you’re Christian you should not need to be reminded of the crosses meaning. It’s like JFK coming back and finding silver bullets round everyone’s neck.
 
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