Is it true that girls don't fart?

[Dave Slayer]

I have been told that girls don't fart, is that true?

 

[Entropic_Prodigy]

It's absolutely true...you didn't know that?!

:rolling

 

[Carol Lowery]

Pull my finger and find out!

My husband says to tell Mr. Dave that they farte'. I say, pay him no mind, he doesn't know what he's talking about!!!! Has an I.Q. of 190 and thinks he knows everything! :D We're just the sweetest smelling things that walk the face of this earth.

 

[LostSoul]

 

[MISFIT]

Hey dave have you ever seen the "Ramble on thread"? I think it would fit you wellhttp://www.christianforums.net/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=28957

 

[Vic C.]

Hey dave have you ever seen the "Ramble on thread"? I think it would fit you wellhttp://www.christianforums.net/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=28957

Oh man, this thread isn't right. We should just merge it into the Ramble On thread! :D

 

[MISFIT]

Hey dave have you ever seen the "Ramble on thread"? I think it would fit you wellhttp://www.christianforums.net/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=28957

Oh man, this thread isn't right. We should just merge it into the Ramble On thread! :D

:amen Vic.

 

[John]

Hey dave have you ever seen the "Ramble on thread"? I think it would fit you wellhttp://www.christianforums.net/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=28957

Oh man, this thread isn't right. We should just merge it into the Ramble On thread! :D

+1

 

[Carol Lowery]

+2

We need a video ramble thread too!! I've laughed so hard over them!

 

[Dave Slayer]

How often do people check the ramble on thread?

 

[Lewis]

What kind of question is that, for this forum? I am not trying to be mean' but I don't like the question for this Christian site.

 

[Entropic_Prodigy]

A more appropriate question would be, "Is it true that Christians don't fart?"

Yes, I know -- I'm probably going to be warned or something, but I couldn't resist.

 

[Dave Slayer]

What kind of question is that, for this forum? I am not trying to be mean' but I don't like the question for this Christian site.

I explained in my question why I asked it. There always seems to be at least one person that has to ruin it all for everyone, lol . No offense intended.

If someone does not like a thread, I say don't even read it. We cannot always please everyone and I believe we would be doing that if we had to get nit picky about certain things that "we" don't like. I could probably find threads that I don't like, but I just skip over them. No need in ruining it for someone else. As long as the topics aren't offensive or slanderous towards anyone, I believe they are fine.

 

[Dave Slayer]

A more appropriate question would be, "Is it true that Christians don't fart?"

Yes, I know -- I'm probably going to be warned or something, but I couldn't resist.

I don't believe the question would be any less offensive if I asked "Is it true that Christians don't fart?" Logically, it wouldn't make the question any more appropriate. Some people get humor out of farts topics, and some don't.

I have been told by girls that girls don't fart. It wasn't meant to be harmful in any way. I do not believe most of the girls here found it harmful or offensive, but I apologize to you if it did. In the future, I will try and not go overboard with fart topics.

 

[Entropic_Prodigy]

I don't believe the question would be any less offensive if I asked "Is it true that Christians don't fart?" Logically, it wouldn't make the question any more appropriate. Some people get humor out of farts topics, and some don't.

I was being facetious, and actually defending your choice of topic...

And I'm taking another stab at the ole humor train yet again when I say that most flatulence is VERY offensive.

 

[Dave Slayer]

[quote="Dave Slayer":1l7is7tm]I don't believe the question would be any less offensive if I asked "Is it true that Christians don't fart?" Logically, it wouldn't make the question any more appropriate. Some people get humor out of farts topics, and some don't.

I was being facetious, and actually defending your choice of topic...

And I'm taking another stab at the ole humor train yet again when I say that most flatulence is VERY offensive.[/quote:1l7is7tm]

I apologize for not seeing that you were defending my choice of topic. I appreciate you explaining that. And it is true, that flatulence is offensive to most, unless they like to smell farts!

 

[Lewis]

Using the word fart was not a good choice of words. And as for the other comment, I am a Mod and I am supposed to voice my opinion. Would you use that word in your church . No it is not a cuss word because I use that word too. But I would not use it on this board.

 

[Dave Slayer]

Re: Is it true that girls don't toot?

Using the word fart was not a good choice of words. And as for the other comment, I am a Mod and I am supposed to voice my opinion. Would you use that word in your church . No it is not a cuss word because I use that word too. But I would not use it on this board.

I changed the word to "toot". But I don't think it worked.

 

[John]

Try flatus or flatulence.

 

[MISFIT]

How often do people check the ramble on thread?

If you post it they will come...