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Minimising people's sufferings

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"twisted ankle? you are lucky you didn't break your leg"
"Your dog died? well just thank the Lord it wasn't your partner."
"you got a migraine? That can't be too bad. Better than concussion"
"You lost your house in a fire? Well at least you came out alive."
"Someone scammed you 1000 bucks in a fake investment scheme?. Hey, just be grateful it wasn't 100 000 dollars."
 
Hahahahaha as a brazilian i love a good tragicomedy, "Hey the politician just robbed 1 billion dollars, well at least he is doing something"
 
You died on the cross for our sins? Hey that can't be the worst suffering on record.
 
You were tortured for 48 hours straight? Well I've heard of people being tortured much longer than that.
 
You've caught a cold?
At least it's not covid.
 
"So you were robbed, at least the thief has a new phone" damn, just loved this thing
 
You were verbally abused and humiliated by your boss?
Hey at least you've still got a job. Some people dream of copping a spray from a boss. Just as long as they have a job.
 
He called you a nollywollyninkinpoop??
Oh ok...that is bad I guess. No one wants to be called that.
 
Heaven? Heaven is for wimps. Real men prefer Hell.
 
So you are a quadriplegic and confined to a wheelchair. It could be lot worse, couldn't it?
 
You have to survive on 100 bucks week? That's nothing. I survived on 10 dollars a week when I was young. (Pocket money from my parents at home when I was in high school)
 
a) I can't breathe. I've got blocked sinuses.
b). At least it's not a blocked artery.
 
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