My new joke book

[humble soul]

Cant wait to share these fresh jokes with you. It will make you laugh so hard. Your sides will split. No more "why did the chicken cross the road.?.' numbers. Instead...'why did the platypus cross the desert?'''.. See... I'm chucking already. Bet you are too.

 

[humble soul]

a Christian, a jew and a Muslim come into a bar....sorry I forgot the rest...maybe you can finish.

 

[humble soul]

There was a guy who felt he had the talent to become a stand up comedian. Problem was he didn't like standing up. And his mother told him he wasn't very funny.And his one and only friend told him he was crazy.

 

[Debp*]

Those are some good ones. Have more?

 

[humble soul]

Those are some good ones. Have more?

Have I had lunch? No lunch is for wimps.
Unless someone serves me Japanese Natto. I'll need extra gumption for that one.

 

[humble soul]

My dog says he has a lot on his plate recently. Oops senility starting already as I recycle my jokes. But it's good that I embrace recycling in this climate change world.