Obama Jokes

[Justice]

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America !

Q: What's the difference between Obama and Bernie Madoff?
A: Trillions of dollars.

Q: What’s the difference between obama and God?
A: God doesn’t walk around all day calling himself Obama.

Q: Do you know how to starve an Obama supporter?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.

 

[reba]

SHAME SHAME :toofunny

 

[Jesusfreak97]

Uh...shouldn't we be praying for this man rather than making jokes about him? (even if they are funny) He's still one of God's creations...right? And as one of God's creations God still loves Obama so...should we really be making fun of something God loves? : Just tryin' to be logical here...

 

[reba]

We can laugh and pray

we can pray and laugh

we can do both...

I laughed about these jokes clicking away from the thread a prayer about my country was off my lips...

 

[Jesusfreak97]

Mmk I guess that makes sense

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