Points to Ponder....

[handy]

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

 

[Caroline H]

:biglol Those are great, got any more?

 

[Blazin Bones]

I think that first one was the best.

 

[Dude named Louis]

I liked this one: Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?


Was it Steven Wright who asked "Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway"?

 

[handy]

I think that first one was the best.

.I od oS. :P

More? Did someone say more?

Does it scare you a little that your Doctor calls what he does "practice"?

Or that the man who invests your money is called a "broker"?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why is it called "lipstick" if you can still move your lips?

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Why do we leave our cars, worth thousands of dollars, in the driveway and fill up our garages with worthless junk and lock it up?

Why do drive-up ATM's have braille writing?

Is the Atheist Alliance International a non-prophet organization?

If a parsley farmer gets sued, do they garnish his wages?

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, super size fries and a Diet Coke?

Why is it called "tourist season" if no one shoots them?

 

[Caroline H]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

:rolling I guess if you took a hairdryer to them afterward they might lol!!

 

[handy]

These are good, aren't they!