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Jethro Bodine

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Post your random thoughts, observations, and bits of life wisdom here.

Christian nudist life verse:
"28“And why do you worry about clothes?" (Matthew 6:28 NASB)
 
Okay, how 'bout this:

Sign above the door at the senior citizen's gym:
"Strengthen what remains and is about to die" (Revelation 3:2 NIV)

(I used it as my siggy for a while.)
 
How do you pronounce sugar: Do you say soogar, or shoogar?

Look at the spelling.....there ain't no 'h' in sugar.
Show everyone how sophisticated you are and pronounce it soogar at your next social event.
 
My wife just reminded me....
Celery is only good in stuffing and soup. That's it.
 
I have it on good source that this was included in Hillary's victory speech had she won the election:

"27“But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence.”" (Luke 19:27 NASB)
 
Island...
Do you say isle-land, or do you say is-land?

Show people how stupid you are and pronouce it is-land at your next social event.
 
The Christian Feminist's life verse:
"I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves!" (Galatians 5:12 NIV)
 
I bought a hat at the dollar store the other day. When I wore it the next time I went to the dollar store they had me arrested. Not for shop lifting but because it looked so bad on me.
 
Never, ever name your dog after your wife or girlfriend.
 
If Tosh.o calls you and they want to spotlight you and a video you have on YouTube don't get too excited. It's probably not a good thing.
 
A recent study has shown that women who look like Caitlyn Jenner are finding it very hard to get a date these days.
 
Be careful to not wear a shirt with holes in the arm pits to a Pentecostal Church.
 
I'm sick and tired of hopeless, unholy, pathetic sinners saying the church is judgmental.
 
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying...
 
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like hours. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute, that's relativity.
(Albert Einstein)
 
The place where every man finds out what his wife really thinks about him....the delivery room. And what cuss words you never knew she knew.
 
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