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The Agonizer

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“I pride myself in learning from everyone I run into,†Captain Kirk happily announced to an audience of over two hundred subordinate officers at Star Fleet. He went on to say that this was true, even when he was accidentally transported into an “evil,†parallel, duplicate universe, where he encountered a second Enterprise, this one rife with people plotting to assassinate those above them in the chain of command.

It was here that Kirk discovered the agonizer, a device that inflicted continuous severe pain to those enclosed within. “The agonizer is a marvelous tool for shaping character,†Kirk shared with the audience. He has patented his own version and is working to have one installed on every star class vessel.
 
Sounds painful! Anything like Big Deal or NoFee's?
 
handy said:
Sounds painful! Anything like Big Deal or NoFee's?
I don’t know about Big Deal or NoFees, but I promise the pain is excruciating. Want to buy one?
 
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