H.S.?
Why...Homer Simpson of course!. Or whoever wrote his brilliant lines.
Why...Homer Simpson of course!. Or whoever wrote his brilliant lines.
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Depending upon the Holy Spirit for all you do?
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The wisdom of H.S.
- Thread starter humble soul
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Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”
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"I wish God were alive to see this."
"Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don’t even get paid for the stuff they do?”
Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.”
Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”
Even communism works… in theory.”
“I never apologize… I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.”
What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.”
“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
“Marge, I can’t wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different.”
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
“America’s health care system is second only to Japan… Canada, Sweden, Great Britain… well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!”
For every tree is known by its own fruit. For men do not gather figs from thorns, nor do they gather grapes from a bramble bush. A good man out of the good treasure of his heart brings forth good; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart brings forth evil. For out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaks. Luke 6:44-45
JLB
JLB
I missed the joke. Maybe jlb can explain it.
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