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HELP, I DON'T GET IT: These pictures were taken at the office just before I headed to the airport for this week's trip. Here is the story: I parked out next to the street last evening when I got home from my 2 1/2 mile walk and left the car out there overnight. This morning, I find what you see in the pictures below on the passenger window. What did this? Some kind of worm or bug? Aliens?View attachment 5875 View attachment 5876
 
No I hope you are not as naive to think it was a bug
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HELP, I DON'T GET IT: These pictures were taken at the office just before I headed to the airport for this week's trip. Here is the story: I parked out next to the street last evening when I got home from my 2 1/2 mile walk and left the car out there overnight. This morning, I find what you see in the pictures below on the passenger window. What did this? Some kind of worm or bug? Aliens?View attachment 5875 View attachment 5876

You must be single.
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HELP, I DON'T GET IT: These pictures were taken at the office just before I headed to the airport for this week's trip. Here is the story: I parked out next to the street last evening when I got home from my 2 1/2 mile walk and left the car out there overnight. This morning, I find what you see in the pictures below on the passenger window. What did this? Some kind of worm or bug? Aliens?View attachment 5875 View attachment 5876
it was me, I did it. I put on the lip stick and kissed the window. don't hate me, just accept me.
 
it was me, I did it. I put on the lip stick and kissed the window. don't hate me, just accept me.
Oh, Jason, I had so hoped you had "licked" that fetish.
 
WOW! Pizza, I think you have an admirer...Jason?

What I usually get is my lab writing Chinese characters on the window with her nose.
 
What happened was a drunken prostitute was stumbling across the parking lot in the night and fell face first into your car window.
she was less then sober and well past drunk. the car was just trying to help her stand up.
 
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