What is the Internet?

[Gary]

Remember when...

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Hmm....the internet.
Where can I learn more about this internet?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

By 1997, after struggling to afford the best outdated computer we could find for my oldest son, the pastor at the Community Church we were attending had already abandoned his wife and disabled daughter to chase his multiple affairs he had been having on line. He turned up in Hawaii some time later.

Meanwhile, we could hardly even get a folder to open in under 10 minutes.

 

[Mike S]

Just another technology that won't work.

 

[YosefHayim]

"Ill get hooked, and never spend time with family". Is she a prophet? Just kidding.

But it has come to this

 

[ReginaForbes]

 

[th1b.taylor]

Didn't Al Gore invent the Internet?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Just another technology that won't work.

Are you sure it's the computer and not that the monkey is simply viewing christianforums.net?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

"Ill get hooked, and never spend time with family". Is she a prophet? Just kidding.

But it has come to this

They were being very prophetic. No question about it.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

"Ill get hooked, and never spend time with family". Is she a prophet? Just kidding.

But it has come to this

Sometimes the only time I remember I have a family is when they start hogging all the bandwidth.

 

[evenifigoalone]

We didn't get internet until 2000.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Didn't Al Gore invent the Internet?

Yes. He needed a way to get his global warming message out to the world.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

We didn't get internet until 2000.

Were you even born in 2000?

 

[evenifigoalone]

Were you even born in 2000?

1993

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Which used to be full of gerbils.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

1993

Okay, but not by much.

 

[th1b.taylor]

1993

Now see, you messed up and confirmed you are a young bird. (Bird = Chick) Now you've broke my heart, alas, I'm to old!:dunce