What would you do if you saw a poodle singing Yankee Doodle?

[Dave Slayer]

What would you do if you saw a poodle singing Yankee Doodle, while standing on top of your bread maker wagging his tail?

 

[John]

I would start to wonder what drugs i had inadvertently come into contact with.

 

[MISFIT]

???

 

[JMM]

What if multiple poodles, while singing Yankee Doodle, proceeded to eat all of the cat's "Kit'N'Kaboodle", then started to eyeball my spaghetti noodles?

 

[Adullam]

I'd sit a bit then have a fit. :o