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What Would Your Parrot Say?

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What Would Your Parrot Say?

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If you had a parrot in your home, what catch phrases would it say the most? (i.e. based on what it heard, either from you or from someone else living with you, whether human or animal).

I think mine would probably say "Bad Dog!," because I have this habit of blaming everything under the sun on mine. I need a scapegoat and I'm pretty sure he understands he's getting a bad wrap, but it's all in good jest. If I accidentally drop the top of the milk cartoon on the kitchen floor, I'll yell "Bad Dog!," sometimes with him sitting right there knowing he's just been framed. If I forget to do the dishes, and my wife gets on me about it, I'll yell, "Bad Dog!" If I forget to pick up something from the store, "Bad Dog!"

What would your parrot say if you had one? And keep in mind, depending on the bird they can say a lot.

 
I watched this one time, and found myself imitating the parrot for awhile.

 
Once made a repair call to a house to repair a TV set . Upon arrival at the house I walked up and knocked on the screen door , the inner door was open . After my knock I heard " Come in ! " , I pulled on the screen door and it was latched and did not budge . I thought "Huh? " , I knocked again and got the same response "Come In !" . I now put my face to screen door and looked in the house and there I saw it a bird cage with the talkative bird ! :lol
 
Once made a repair call to a house to repair a TV set . Upon arrival at the house I walked up and knocked on the screen door , the inner door was open . After my knock I heard " Come in ! " , I pulled on the screen door and it was latched and did not budge . I thought "Huh? " , I knocked again and got the same response "Come In !" . I now put my face to screen door and looked in the house and there I saw it a bird cage with the talkative bird ! :lol

Forgot about this thread, LoL. Yeah, they throw people off. There's the story about the parrot who clued its drug-dealing owners off to the fact that the cops were coming. That parrot got arrested for aiding and abetting....
 
There's the story about the parrot who clued its drug-dealing owners off to the fact that the cops were coming. That parrot got arrested for aiding and abetting.

This guy. Sounds like Speedy Gonzales.

 
Oh my, what a trip. This would definitely not be what you want your parrot to say...

 
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