WWOMEN AND LEATHER

[th1b.taylor]

When a man sees a woman dressed in leather his pulse quicken, his brow might perspire anfd he becomes excited. Did you ever wonder why?
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She smells like a new truck!

 

[JohnDB]

It's been a long long time since I've had a new truck.

Dunno if I know how to act in one.

 

[jasonc]

As in semi?

 

[Wrg1405]

Ooh you can't beat the smell of a new truck or car.

 

[Wrg1405]

It's been a long long time since I've had a new truck.

Dunno if I know how to act in one.

You love it. You take care of it. This of course costs money and normally lots of it.

A car looks lovely when it's paintwork sparkles. This is achieved by a wash and waxing. About £7 a time over here.
A lady sparkles when diamonds a jewellery adorn the outer body. Over here from my experience it ranges from £250 to £750 a time. You can't hang furry dice on a ladies neck but you can in a car (Uk thing back in the 70's)

You can talk about how great that your car has a big trunk, as for a woman?
I fell foul of this once. My wife asked if her dress made her bum look big, without thinking I said "No it's all the cake that you eat that does that" I soon saw the errors of my ways. After 3 days I could see out of my left eye and after 5 I could see out of my right eye. I smoothed it over with more jewellery. Another £250.

You can talk to your car and tell it how much you love it and why. You can't do that with a woman. After all we love our cars because they have a big engine that makes a roaring sound, a great rear spoiler, it goes from 0-60 in a matter of seconds, when we tell our wives how much we love them and they ask why we can't really say the same. Then we are stumped.

If I want to take my car out I do so. Just get up and go out. I get in rev up the engine put my foot on the acceleration pedal and of we go. Slam up the radio or CD. The cost is a gallon of petrol, about £6.
If I want to take my wife out I can do so but not straight away. She has to get ready, I need to remember my experience of my previous response about the dress making her bum look big. Then after 5 changes we eventually get into the car. I slam up the radio and she turns it down. She starts to talk, "how was your day" I say "fine" I turn up the radio she turns it down. She asks "ooh where are we going, I'm so looking forward to being wined and dined.

I then realise that McDonald's or KFC don't wine and dine. So I say it's a surprise and we walk into a local upmarket resteraunt. They accommodate, why not it's another £100.

Men are from Mars women from Venus as we say over here.

Cars are from manufacturers and women/wives from the ultimate manufacturer.
Whilst I understand how my car works and that I can change it. I don't understand at times how my wife works but I would never change her, I would never swap her for a newer model, I love my model Tori. I need to read the instruction manual, the Bible, it shows me how to love my wife, cherish her. Even it means the odd black eye (joke by the way which I hope you have got)

 

[Edward]

I got lucky early on when I (accidently) told her that I love her just the way she is and I wouldn't change a thing about her.

 

[GodsGrace]

You love it. You take care of it. This of course costs money and normally lots of it.

A car looks lovely when it's paintwork sparkles. This is achieved by a wash and waxing. About £7 a time over here.
A lady sparkles when diamonds a jewellery adorn the outer body. Over here from my experience it ranges from £250 to £750 a time. You can't hang furry dice on a ladies neck but you can in a car (Uk thing back in the 70's)

You can talk about how great that your car has a big trunk, as for a woman?
I fell foul of this once. My wife asked if her dress made her bum look big, without thinking I said "No it's all the cake that you eat that does that" I soon saw the errors of my ways. After 3 days I could see out of my left eye and after 5 I could see out of my right eye. I smoothed it over with more jewellery. Another £250.

You can talk to your car and tell it how much you love it and why. You can't do that with a woman. After all we love our cars because they have a big engine that makes a roaring sound, a great rear spoiler, it goes from 0-60 in a matter of seconds, when we tell our wives how much we love them and they ask why we can't really say the same. Then we are stumped.

If I want to take my car out I do so. Just get up and go out. I get in rev up the engine put my foot on the acceleration pedal and of we go. Slam up the radio or CD. The cost is a gallon of petrol, about £6.
If I want to take my wife out I can do so but not straight away. She has to get ready, I need to remember my experience of my previous response about the dress making her bum look big. Then after 5 changes we eventually get into the car. I slam up the radio and she turns it down. She starts to talk, "how was your day" I say "fine" I turn up the radio she turns it down. She asks "ooh where are we going, I'm so looking forward to being wined and dined.

I then realise that McDonald's or KFC don't wine and dine. So I say it's a surprise and we walk into a local upmarket resteraunt. They accommodate, why not it's another £100.

Men are from Mars women from Venus as we say over here.

Cars are from manufacturers and women/wives from the ultimate manufacturer.
Whilst I understand how my car works and that I can change it. I don't understand at times how my wife works but I would never change her, I would never swap her for a newer model, I love my model Tori. I need to read the instruction manual, the Bible, it shows me how to love my wife, cherish her. Even it means the odd black eye (joke by the way which I hope you have got)

Pretty good stuff.
You should be a writer!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Pretty good stuff.
You should be a writer!

Women!
Nothing but trouble!

 

[GodsGrace]

Women!
Nothing but trouble!

A man should treat a woman at least as nice as he treats his car.
There would be less trouble.
Problem is, not every man treats his car nice.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

A man should treat a woman at least as nice as he treats his car.
There would be less trouble.
Problem is, not every man treats his car nice.

Yes, a man should treat his girl like his car, dress her up, the whole bit.

Yes, I think that's leather.

 

[GodsGrace]

Yes, a man should treat his girl like his car, dress her up, the whole bit.

Yes, I think that's leather.

See what I mean Rollo.
You bought the car with leather. It was in the car when you got it.
You don't "dress up" a woman as if she were a doll. She's capable of doing that herself.
You just get to pay for the clothing, that's okay and as it should be - just like you paid for the leather interior.

That's a pretty flashy car BTW.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

See what I mean Rollo.
You bought the car with leather. It was in the car when you got it.
You don't "dress up" a woman as if she were a doll. She's capable of doing that herself.
You just get to pay for the clothing, that's okay and as it should be - just like you paid for the leather interior.

That's a pretty flashy car BTW.

What?
That old thing?

 

[GodsGrace]

What?
That old thing?

Old cars are better built than new cars.
They last longer and are more dependable.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Old cars are better built than new cars.
They last longer and are more dependable.

Yeah, that's why I still keep her around.
Here's one for you baby

 

[GodsGrace]

Yeah, that's why I still keep her around.
Here's one for you baby

Wow.
And that looks like Northern France.
You could get that little thing here in about 15 hours.
If you put the pedal to the metal, maybe 12.
I'll be waiting outside...

 

[jasonc]

Old cars are better built than new cars.
They last longer and are more dependable.

uh,no.

toilet paper was the oil filter, how many alternator/generators last past 40k now? oh I have 225,000 on mine?
http://www.kc-synthetic-oil.com/toilet-paper-oil-filter.html
sulphur in oil? not any more.

here

 

[th1b.taylor]

It's been a long long time since I've had a new truck.

Dunno if I know how to act in one.

A Clue: Do not allow your wife to catch you caressing her and never let the wife heart her name, jealousy is a terrible thing.

 

[th1b.taylor]

As in semi?

A Pickup for most but in my case there is no such thing as a Semi, those are Tractors that can pull Triples.

 

[th1b.taylor]

Ooh you can't beat the smell of a new truck or car.

I( have one knock me dead wife but she has only ever smell of new leather when on the back seat of my Hog.

 

[th1b.taylor]

I got lucky early on when I (accidently) told her that I love her just the way she is and I wouldn't change a thing about her.

Yes, I had a first wife i lie to also.