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I call this place a church, I like it that way.
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who is the pastor?
Who is the interpreter?
Who are the ushers?
Who are the bench warmers?
Who are the members?
Who are the guests?
Who are the elders?
Who are the deacons?
where is the choir?
Who is the treasurer?
Who is the secretary?
Who are the porters?
The planning committee?
Who are the cleaners?
Where are the children?
Who is the children's pastor?
Who are the sinners in the church?
..etc :biggrin
 
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who is the pastor?
GregHead,

Who is the interpreter?
Vic

Who are the ushers?
Don't need any ushers cause we don't have any pews.

Who are the bench warmers?
No benches either.

Who are the members?
Why the members are.

Who are the guests?
Why the guests are, of course.

Who are the elders?
Reba, Vince and Lewis

Who are the deacons?
Jason and Mike

where is the choir?
Hanging around in the Music forum.

Who is the treasurer?
Who is the secretary?
I'll volunteer...I'm already a church secretary/treasurer so I guess I'm qualified.

Who are the porters?
What are the porters?:confused



The planning committee?
Planning committee? Do we even have a planning committee?

Who are the cleaners?
These would have to be the moderators, wouldn't it?

Where are the children?
Hanging out in the teen forum.


Who is the children's pastor?
Why Nick, of course!

(I know from having a teen daughter that I'm now in BIG trouble with the teens! :lol)

Who are the sinners in the church?
Everybody but me...:halo lol
 
:thumbsup :toofunny
If we are all sinners...then the pastor should be questioned...besides it is a lot of work for you who aren't a sinner.
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I should take care of the offering box
 
handy said:
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who is the pastor?
GregHead,

Who is the interpreter?
Vic

Who are the ushers?
Don't need any ushers cause we don't have any pews.

Who are the bench warmers?
No benches either.

Who are the members?
Why the members are.

Who are the guests?
Why the guests are, of course.

Who are the elders?
Reba, Vince and Lewis

Who are the deacons?
Jason and Mike

where is the choir?
Hanging around in the Music forum.

Who is the treasurer?
Who is the secretary?
I'll volunteer...I'm already a church secretary/treasurer so I guess I'm qualified.

Who are the porters?
What are the porters?:confused



The planning committee?
Planning committee? Do we even have a planning committee?

Who are the cleaners?
These would have to be the moderators, wouldn't it?

Where are the children?
Hanging out in the teen forum.


Who is the children's pastor?
Why Nick, of course!

(I know from having a teen daughter that I'm now in BIG trouble with the teens! :lol)

Who are the sinners in the church?
Everybody but me...:halo lol
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LOL. :chair

I do do Kid's ministry at my church though. :)

I guess the staff as a whole could be considered a planning comittee. I'll put GregHead down as the treasurer as well, since he manages donations and owns the site, hence paying all expenses.
 
To much potential hilarity to pass up!!!

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who is the pastor?

It's more of a Quaker church ya dig? We are all pastors.

Who is the interpreter?

The requirement for this board is English so no interpreter needed... although I still need one for some people's attrocious posts :eeeekkk :biggrin

Who are the ushers?

Yeah handy is right... There is no pew to usher to.

Who are the bench warmers?

Who is the best at farting?

Who are the members?

People who take the time to register and are also Christian.

Who are the guests?

Everyone who doesn't fir the above.

Who are the elders?

Anyone on here collecting Social Security... duh!

Who are the deacons?

Man I don't even know who the deacons are at my church!

where is the choir?

Youtube.

Who is the treasurer?

Me. Give me your money and I promise I'll keep it nice and safe :tongue

Who is the secretary?

Dunno but she should be able to take notes in shorthand because I speak quickly.

Who are the porters?

I live near porter street... does that count?

The planning committee?

Planning for what?

Who are the cleaners?

Reba and handy. They are ALWAYS editing and/or deleting my posts :grumpy

Where are the children?

People under the legal age.

Who is the children's pastor?

Nick.

Who are the sinners in the church?

:shrug
 
Pard said:
who is the pastor?

It's more of a Quaker church ya dig? We are all pastors.

:shrug
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Handy is right when she excludes herself: genuis!!

handy said:
Who are the sinners in the church?
Everybody but me...:halo lol
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Pard, you are absolutely hilarious!:toofunny
You must have taken some alcohol:lol
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What kind of church is that where all the members are pastors? The devil is in trouble in such a church... or we are all sinners.
A pastors B and B pastors A...
 
I believe it is the Quacker churches. Basically anyone who feels compelled by God can stand up and speak. There is no fixed sermon you just go in and sit and when someone feels compelled they begin to speak. I also believe that the Amish are much like this in that everyone takes a turn to speak.

And I promise that there is no alcohol in my system (although I did use and probably swallow a bit of mouthwash this morning).
 
Pard said:
I believe it is the Quacker churches. Basically anyone who feels compelled by God can stand up and speak. There is no fixed sermon you just go in and sit and when someone feels compelled they begin to speak. I also believe that the Amish are much like this in that everyone takes a turn to speak.

And I promise that there is no alcohol in my system (although I did use and probably swallow a bit of mouthwash this morning).
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:biggrin
CF.net is quite different.
We are not like the individuals in a pshychiatric hospital. Everyone suddenly starts talking there.
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who are the cleaners? I will never forget your input, Pard. :biglol
 
Nick said:
LOL Pard!

Since when does handy edit/delete your posts? :biggrin
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I asked myself the same question. The only possible ways are:
1 handy has a virus that does that.
2 she has hacked into the system or
3 cell phone...have you just noticed, this...?
 
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