Misquote The Previous User thread... Take 2

[Blazin Bones]

Okay, due to demand yet inactiviety I've started a second Misquote The Previous User thread.

Let's keep this one going.

 

[edog]

Okay, due to demand yet inactiviety I've started a second Misquote The Previous User thread.

Let's keep going out

Who exactly are you going out with, and why have you never told me? What kind of roomate are you?

 

[Blazin Bones]

Who exactly are you going to off, and why have you never told me? What kind of roomate are you?

Maybe your my next target...

 

[Nocturnal_Principal_X]

Maybe I’m my next target...

So your going to off yourself? What is wrong with you man?

 

[Blazin Bones]

So your going after a shelf? What is wrong with you man?

Well, I guess I could send the wood back up north for the fire?

 

[edog]

[quote="Nocturnal_Principal_X":9dc40]

So your going after a shelf? What is wrong with you man?

Well, I guess I could start a fire like I did up north.[/quote:9dc40]

Why would you want to burn down our school?

 

[Eve777]

You have a barn for a school....how cool...

 

[Relic]

You have a brown pool....no fool would swim in it! ...

What! You're drowning in chocalate milk ?

 

[Blazin Bones]

Wow! You're downing that chocalate milk!

Who Is? I'm drinking a peach soda?

 

[destiny]

Who Is? I'm picking a peach soda?

Do those grow on trees?

 

[Relic]

Who Is? I'm picking a peach soda?

Do those grow on trees?

a peach stuffed in the folds of my sofa!

That drives me up a tree!

 

[Blazin Bones]

A peach covered in molds like my tofu?

That makes me wanna flee!

Don't flee, clean out your fridge!

 

[edog]

A peach covered in molds like my tofu?

That makes me wanna flee!

Come back little chicken do not flee across the bridge!

Why would a chicken cross a bridge?

 

[Blazin Bones]

Why would a quick hen be in a fridge?

Because the hen wasn't quick enough.

 

[Nocturnal_Principal_X]

Be a hen at Quick Trip.

Why be a hen at Quick Trip when you can be a dog at Seven Eleven?

 

[edog]

[quote="Brutus/HisCatalyst":6dd0f]Be a hen at Quick Trip.

The men found seven dogs on quick trip to feed the hens. [/quote:6dd0f]

Are any of the dogs for sale?

 

[Blazin Bones]

Have any of the logs been mailed?

Why again are we mailing the log?

 

[Pearly Gator]

Why again are we sailing the bog?

You'll never get a ship that big in there.

 

[destiny]

I'll never get a ship that big in the bathtub.

You really should stick with your rubber ducky.:smt081

 

[Blazin Bones]

You really should be quick with your hit on ducky :smt071

Who's this Ducky you speak of?