Misquote The Previous User thread... Take 2

[Eve777]

You really should be quick with your limerick on Lucky

There was a lady luck from Bellmont
Who went for a ride on a elephant.
They came back from the ride
With lady luck inside,
Do I see a smile on the face of the elephant?

 

[Blazin Bones]

There was a lady Duck in a pot
Who suddenly notice it had become quite hot
cooked over a fire
the ducks life expired,
and wished she had never been caught!

I work for PETA, and I don't find this limerick funny at all. :x :

 

[Eve777]

I work for YETI, and I don't find this at all.

Keep searching. He's out there somewhere.. :-D

 

[Blazin Bones]

Keep searching, I'm sure It's got some hair.

It is all hair according to the Adam's Family.

 

[edog]

Keep searching, I'm sure It's got some hair.

It is all there said the salesman.

Haven't you learned by now not to trust the salesman?

 

[WiLdAtHeArT]

Haven't you learned by now not to trust the salesman?

Of course I would'nt trust the Taliban! What do you think I am some kind of nut?

 

[Blazin Bones]

Of course I would trust a minivan! Most Elephants think I am some kind of nut.

How did you go from talking about a minivan, to what elephants think of you?

 

[Eve777]

marzipan doesn't have a nut crust

Are you sure you aren't talking about contraband?

 

[Blazin Bones]

You sure aren't talking about my Taco Stand!

Yep, we were talking about elephants I believe.

 

[destiny]

Yep, we were talking about elephants in my sleeve.

I didn't know you had elephants in your sleeve.

 

[Blazin Bones]

I did not know the elephants you had in your SUV.

Come to think of it, I didn't either...

 

[element80]

I did not know the elephants you had in your SUV.

From the stink of it, it isn't ether

Why did you have to bring up chemistry?

 

[Blazin Bones]

Why did you have to blow up chemistry?

The teacher said I had to destroy something, I just figured the chem lab made the most sense.

 

[destiny]

Why did you have to blow up chemistry?

The terrorist said I had to destroy something, I just figured the humane society made the most sense.

It's not nice to hurt animals Brutus.

 

[Blazin Bones]

It's so nice that you eat animals Brutus.

Well, what kind of Baptist woiuld I be without Fried Chicken?

 

[element80]

Well, what kind of capitalist woiuld I be without Fred Lipkin?

Fred wasn't doing to well at the close of the last fiscal year

 

[Eve777]

Fred wasn't doing to well at his last physical

Maybe he needs more fiber...Des...could you send him a box of your chocopoohca?...

 

[Blazin Bones]

Maybe he heeds Mrs Fipher, Mac, could you talk with him?

I'm Mac's agent, you'll have to schedule a meeting.

 

[Nocturnal_Principal_X]

I'm agent orange, you feeling sick yet.

No but for some reason I feel like I’m in Vietnam.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Wow! for some reason I feel like I’m in Oral Com?

That is odd seeing that you were writting that last post?