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[Jethro Bodine]

Picking your nose just seems to go with that haircut, doesn't it?

 

[jasonc]

Why bother? She'll be back to do that.



Good grief! We've got grammar police, church police, and @markup police patrolling everywhere on this thread! What happened to grace that took away all the rules?

Jethro Bodine convince us that we need to do torah.

 

[reba]

Rollo Tamasi

3. My wife is coming home this evening so I'll have to change the sheets on the bed and clean house (how do I do that?, not sure, and where do I find the clean sheets?).

Take the ones off the bed and wash and dry them then put them back on the bed...

 

[TOG]

I once saw a camel eat the tires off a special ed bus.

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[Jethro Bodine]

Jethro Bodine convince us that we need to do torah.

Convincing enough?

 

[jasonc]

Convincing enough?

LOL

 

[TOG]

Gene Wilder on the importance of Torah.

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[Rollo Tamasi]

Why bother? She'll be back to do that.



Good grief! We've got grammar police, church police, and @markup police patrolling everywhere on this thread! What happened to grace that took away all the rules?

If you didn't go to church today, then that's a mortal sin.

 

[TOG]

If you didn't go to church today, then that's a mortal sin.

Is there such a thing as an immortal sin?

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[jasonc]

Is there such a thing as an immortal sin?

The TOG​

yes, thought must watch the holy grail to commit that sin.

 

[Gary]

Beware of Dog.

 

[Kathi]

Rollo Tamasi



Take the ones off the bed and wash and dry them then put them back on the bed...

Seems like a simple task hu?But we are women.What can I say?

 

[Kathi]

If you didn't go to church today, then that's a mortal sin.

Give it a break.

 

[TOG]

A man called to his wife: "Honey, I'm going to wash my pants. What should I set the washer on?". His wife, thinking (as some women do) that this was a simple thing, answered: "What does it say on the pants?". After looking for a while to find a label, the husband called back: "Levi's."

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[Kathi]

 

[Kathi]

My brothers were clueless when it came to washing their clothes or any kind of household task.That is the way my mom groomed them "Oh your wife will do it for you". I made a vow that my son will know all of the household tasks and he does.He has been washing his clothes since he was 10 years old.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I made a vow that my son will know all of the household tasks and he does.He has been washing his clothes since he was 10 years old.

Me too.

 

[TOG]

I remember when I was about 18 years old, I figured I wouldn't always have my mother to cook for me, so I asked her one day to teach me how to cook. She just brushed me off and told me she didn't have time. About a year later, my sister, who was 12 at the time, cooked her first complete meal for the family without help from my mother.

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[Jethro Bodine]

Is there such a thing as an immortal sin?

The TOG​

One that haunts you forever.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I remember when I was about 18 years old, I figured I wouldn't always have my mother to cook for me, so I asked her one day to teach me how to cook. She just brushed me off and told me she didn't have time. About a year later, my sister, who was 12 at the time, cooked her first complete meal for the family without help from my mother.

The TOG​

And you still can not cook to this day.

Is that the rest of the story?