Retirement

[elijah23]

If you all gave me a lot of money, I could retire.

 

[God's_gift]

If you all gave me a lot of money, I could retire.

..

 

[aquamarinesky54]

And if all you gave me money, I could pay for my nursing degree.

Bro, I'm broke as a joke. All I can offer anybody is sisterly love and prayers.

 

[elijah23]

And if all you gave me money, I could pay for my nursing degree.

Bro, I'm broke as a joke. All I can offer anybody is sisterly love and prayers.

Maybe you have some relatives that could send us some money.

 

[Fedusenko]

"The Chech is in the mail," said Dracula. :toofunny

 

[aquamarinesky54]

Maybe you have some relatives that could send us some money.

:toofunny Not likely at all, haha! Lottery tickets, anyone?

 

[elijah23]

"The Chech is in the mail," said Dracula. :toofunny

I'd ruther have cash.

 

[elijah23]

:toofunny Not likely at all, haha! Lottery tickets, anyone?

Do you have any nearby convenience stores and a ski cap?

 

[aquamarinesky54]

Do you have any nearby convenience stores and a ski cap?

Yep, let's do this! *grabs water pistol*

 

[elijah23]

Yep, let's do this! *grabs water pistol*

We need someone to drive the getaway car.

 

[aquamarinesky54]

We need someone to drive the getaway car.

Dangit. *has no car*

 

[elijah23]

Dangit. *has no car*

I have one but Reno is a long ways from Hammond. Maybe you could call a taxi.

 

[aquamarinesky54]

I have one but Reno is a long ways from Hammond. Maybe you could call a taxi.

Nevermind, I've got a ride now.

I know, hardcore, right?

 

[farouk]

Reno's Nevada, right? I guess you'd need to pedal several million times from IN.

 

[elijah23]

Reno's Nevada, right? I guess you'd need to pedal several million times from IN.

Well, she'd have to pedal to Nevada to pick me up, and then back to Indiana for the robbery.

 

[aquamarinesky54]

Well, she'd have to pedal to Nevada to pick me up, and then back to Indiana for the robbery.

*sigh* It's a joke, peeps... :

Am I the only one laughing in this thread? Because the idea of me pedaling back to Indiana with you on the back of the trike is seriously getting me rolling. :toofunny

Because you said you had a car. Clearly, we'd be riding back in that.

 

[elijah23]

*sigh* It's a joke, peeps... :

Am I the only one laughing in this thread? Because the idea of me pedaling back to Indiana with you on the back of the trike is seriously getting me rolling. :toofunny

Because you said you had a car. Clearly, we'd be riding back in that.

Well, I could drive us back, but why waste the gas when you could pedal us back on that neat trike?

 

[aquamarinesky54]

Well, I could drive us back, but why waste the gas when you could pedal us back on that neat trike?

Bro, you gotta do something! I bet you expect me to rob the guy myself...

 

[elijah23]

Bro, you gotta do something! I bet you expect me to rob the guy myself...

I would supervise and provide moral support.

 

[God's_gift]

Well, she'd have to pedal to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com

</st1:State>Nevada to pick me up, and then back to <st1:State w:st="on"><ST1Indiana</ST1</st1:State> for the robbery.

Bro, you gotta do something! I bet you expect me to rob the guy myself...

I would supervise and provide moral support.

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