Special Talents

[for_his_glory]

I do have a talent. I think I could take this competition out. I can go longer, louder, and prouder, with no installments.

Surat to host India’s ‘first’ fart competition to find ‘best fartist’

Organised by Surat residents Yatin Sangoi and Mul Sanghvi, the competition will judge people on basis of their stinkers to find “India’s best Fartists.”

m.hindustantimes.com

I don't know about that. My hubby will give you some stiff competition as he can and has cleared a whole house, especially when he eats eggs and chicken on the same day .

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

I do have a talent. I think I could take this competition out. I can go longer, louder, and prouder, with no installments.

Surat to host India’s ‘first’ fart competition to find ‘best fartist’

Organised by Surat residents Yatin Sangoi and Mul Sanghvi, the competition will judge people on basis of their stinkers to find “India’s best Fartists.”

m.hindustantimes.com

That's hysterical but doesn't that go against the no bathroom humor part of the TOS?

 

[for_his_glory]

That's hysterical but doesn't that go against the no bathroom humor part of the TOS?

Nope, that got flushed down the toilet

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

Nope, that got flushed down the toilet

Lol! I wasn't trying or to be a snitch or anything btw, I was just curious.

 

[King Dan of Great the 1st]

I don't know about that. My hubby will give you some stiff competition as he can and has cleared a whole house, especially when he eats eggs and chicken on the same day .

Smell gets no points. It's all about power and length. Longer and louder with no installments.

 

[King Dan of Great the 1st]

That's hysterical but doesn't that go against the no bathroom humor part of the TOS?

It's not bathroom humor. It's a real competition and news and a talent I believe I could win.

 

[for_his_glory]

Smell gets no points. It's all about power and length. Longer and louder with no installments.

OK, you would probably beat him in those areas as his are stealth in coming forth. We call it the silent killer

 

[for_his_glory]

It's not bathroom humor. It's a real competition and news and a talent I believe I could win.

Me thinks I smell something rotten in this competition

 

[JohnDB]

I have the Spiritual Gifts of sarcasm and whining...

Do they count?

 

[jasonc]

I found me a better lens, once acquired, oh the night photos I shall take, with a good camera one can view planets such as venus, Saturn and jupiter

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

I have the Spiritual Gifts of sarcasm and whining...

Do they count?

Well, considering that I have them too,.. I guess so.

 

[jasonc]

I found me a better lens, once acquired, oh the night photos I shall take, with a good camera one can view planets such as venus, Saturn and jupiter

interesting, if I do get the better lens the craters barely visible (tips of mountains?) on the edge of the spheroid will be visible. the moon is very full of craters and has mountains.

 

[for_his_glory]

I have the Spiritual Gifts of sarcasm and whining...

Do they count?

No, they do not count even though you do it well and you need a time out so go sit in the corner with your nose against the wall until I tell you to get up .

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

No, they do not count even though you do it well and you need a time out so go sit in the corner with your nose against the wall until I tell you to get up .

*Whines* Awww,.. come on Deb! One could make a real living with being a professional whiner. Just look at salesmen. They don't usually take no for answer and tell you how great their product is before you usually give-in and buy it.

 

[King Dan of Great the 1st]

I would like some constructive criticism. This is the first time I have ever sing and played guitar knowing others will listen. I post one time before and I think CE heard it.

I attempt to play and share one verse from old man by Neil Young. I think I got the lyrics wrong. Haha.

It's just me, my guitar, and my phone for record.

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

I would like some constructive criticism. This is the first time I have ever sing and played guitar knowing others will listen. I attempt to play and share one verse from old man by Neil Young. I think I got the lyrics wrong. Haha.

It's just me, my guitar, and my phone for record.

I'm going to bed now so don't edit this, I will watch it in the morning.

 

[for_his_glory]

You do have a talent with your voice and ability to play guitar. Wasn't long enough to really get the full effects of your voice range, but sounded pretty good.

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

You do have a talent with your voice and ability to play guitar. Wasn't long enough to really get the full effects of your voice range, but sounded pretty good.