Queequeg's Travels

This is Paul and Bessie's attempt to communicate Bessie is a beautiful woman whose face maintains 23 no matter her age. She has this unique ability to understand the words that come out of my mouth and, like God, has a jealous streak that really safeguards our relationship and makes me feel as though I am worth something. I am Paul, a self proclaimed artist, writer and overall D. Bag. No.. I do not play the acoustic guitar. (Yet) Or have a speed bike. (Upset that spandex continues to run amuck) We have a five-year old son name Noah who likes his hair long and doesn't care what you think. He does not want me to share his secret identities, but would like everyone to know that he is definitely super strong.

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