1 John and John 4:18

[Tina]

A young and nervous bride planning her wedding was increasingly terrified about her upcoming marriage. To calm her nerves, she decided to have a Bible verse which had always brought her comfort (1 FIRST John 4:18, "There is no fear in love; for perfect love casts out fear") engraved on her wedding cake. So she called the caterer and all arrangements were made.

About a week before the wedding, she received a call from the catering company. "Is this really the verse you want on your cake?" they asked. Yes, she confirmed, it was the one she wanted, and after a few more questions they said they would decorate the cake as requested.

The wedding day came, and everything was beautiful... until the reception, when the bride walked in to find the cake emblazoned with John 4:18: "For you have had five husbands, and the one whom you now have is not your husband."



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[Theofilus]

I wouldn't have wanted to be the husband...

 

[l'Chante]

Which one? Bwa ha ha ha!

 

[Theofilus]

Which one? Bwa ha ha ha!

Good point. I certainly wouldn't want to be getting married and find out when I went to cut the cake that my wife had been married 5 times before.

 

[Vince]

A woman was arrested after her fifth husband died. Police suspected that she had murdered all of them. But the woman insisted that she was innocent.

"How did your first husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your second husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your third husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your fourth husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your fifth husband die?" asked the chief.
"I shot him," the widow replied.

"Why did you shoot him?" asked the chief.
The widow replied, "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

 

[Chris]

LOL that is gold What a stuff up! That's a wedding you wouldn't forget in a hurry poor couple.

 

[Chris]

Imagine how confusing it was for the caterers making it....

 

[Tina]

A woman was arrested after her fifth husband died. Police suspected that she had murdered all of them. But the woman insisted that she was innocent.

"How did your first husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your second husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your third husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your fourth husband die?" asked the chief.
"He ate poison mushrooms," the widow replied.

"How did your fifth husband die?" asked the chief.
"I shot him," the widow replied.

"Why did you shoot him?" asked the chief.
The widow replied, "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

:toofunny :toofunny