5 Word story...

[Caroline H]

nearby cave, observing that it

 

[heather]

was caved in and that

 

[Ricky]

was very upsetting, because it

 

[Caroline H]

Had Barqs rootbeer in it.

 

[heather]

So they prayed, and magically

 

[Caroline H]

there appeared a giant shoehorn.

 

[Ricky]

It's the jolly green giant .

 

[Blazin Bones]

Green beans fell from the

 

[Ricky]

bowl he was eating from

 

[Caroline H]

When alas, little elves came

 

[heather]

and danced an Irish jig.

 

[Caroline H]

Their feet were swift as

 

[Ricky]

Elves, running across the grass

 

[stovebolts]

until one stubbed his toe.

 

[Ricky]

The others had to carry

 

[heather]

him to the elf hospital.

 

[Ricky]

And they took x-rays

 

[stovebolts]

but they used the wrong

 

[heather]

machine and ended up giving

 

[stovebolts]

him an M&M for compensation.