5 Word story...

[Blazin Bones]

a good tree is chopped

 

[Achsahs Asking]

down, fine Paul Bunyan for

 

[AravisCalormene]

capital murder and malicious axe-swinging.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Then Babe his blue Ox

 

[heather]

will make sure to force

 

[Caroline H]

his way through the bureaucracy.

 

[heather]

But alas, Babe could not

 

[John]

see in the dark, which

 

[Caroline H]

made for an interesting trip

 

[heather]

to the Sea of Lint.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Belly Button lint, that is.

 

[Caroline H]

Yes, lint from the giant

 

[Achsahs Asking]

belly button lint collection, confiscated

 

[Caroline H]

back in 1965 by the

 

[heather]

Association of Giant's Lint. They

 

[Caroline H]

had been doing secret research

 

[John]

On polonium halos that prove

 

[Achsahs Asking]

Fred Flintstone was a creationist.

 

[heather]

Their next big project was

 

[John]

creating a edible shovel. It