I love blond jokes...here's a couple....
A blonde's house is on fire when she pulls up to her residence in the
country. From her cell phone, she calls the fire department in a panic.
The dispatcher tells her to settle down; they need to know how to get
to her house. The blonde replies, "Duh, in your big red fire truck."
Did you hear about the blonde who went to the library and
checked out a book called "How to Hug"?
Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the
encyclopedia.
OK three more... :-D
A dumb blond was bragging about his knowledge of the state capitals.
He proudly said, "go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blond replied, "Oh, that's easy - 'W'."
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for
her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the
paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife,
inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she
realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his
pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari."
A blonde was driving down the road and she was swerving from left to right.
A cop, who was watching this the whole time, pulled her over, and said,
"Ma'am, what were you doing?"
She replies, "Thank God you're here, Officer! I was driving down the road
and all of the sudden this tree appeared in front of me, so i swerved to
get around it! Then another tree appeared in front of me, so i went
around that one! Then another!"
The cop replied, "Ma'am, that was just your air freshener."
: :smt081 :smt019 I'm blonde! that wasn't funny....well, it was a little! :D