A Blue Tooth Toilet

[Lewis]

Kohler's $6,000 Numi Comfort Height toilet gets added connectivity, loftier bowl http://www.engadget....-height-toilet/

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We know what you're thinking: The only thing missing from my ridiculously expensive, excessively tricked-out toilet is a USB port. Well it's time you welcomed your posh posterior to the 21st century, because Kohler's just released the second edition of its now $6,000 throne: the aptly named Numi Comfort Height. In addition to the aforementioned port, which will enable quicker software updates, the outfit has enhanced the commode with a Bluetooth receiver for streaming tunes to your tush; SD card reader for importing playlists and personalized welcome greetings; an accessible battery pack for flushing in the dark; and ambient lighting so you can keep the party going when it's time to take care of business. If that wasn't enough to elevate your toilet time, Kohler's lifted the seat to a more comfortable 18 inches, which it says "makes sitting down and standing up easier for most adults." So it still doesn't come in gold and you can't pay for it in Bitcoins, but those precious currencies have hit the skids anyway, right?

 

[faeriecat]

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That ain't right ...

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[Knotical]

This, unfortunately, just promotes a habit that I deplore. Using your phone in the bathroom. Seriously, any time I get a call from someone I know is using it in the "facilities" will just end up hearing me hang up the phone.

True story: A little over a year after my wife and I got married she was talking to her mom on the phone. She happened to be in the bathroom at the time "taking a test." Well, while she was still talking to her mom she got the results back. And because we lived in a not too big apartment I could hear her have an audible gasp. I knew at that point her mom knew something very important than I did.

From time to time I will kid my wife about that, but you will never catch me using the phone in there.

 

[Lewis]

In addition to the aforementioned port, which will enable quicker software updates, the outfit has enhanced the commode with a Bluetooth receiver for streaming tunes to your tush; SD card reader for importing playlists and personalized welcome greetings; an accessible battery pack for flushing in the dark; and ambient lighting so you can keep the party going when it's time to take care of business.

 

[reba]

:toofunny nice to have back around Lewis

 

[Lewis]

Good to be back reba, I missed ya.

 

[Lewis]

Okay I'll confess here's my private office.

The wifes office

And for when I am shaving