Advise by Master Rollo Tamasi.

[Rollo Tamasi]

Rollo Tamasi has mastered telekinetics and pseudoscience.
He has a degree from some space academy way out there.
He wrote the best seller "Telekinetics and pseudoscience for children".

Today Rollo Tamasi will advise you on how telekinetics and pseudoscience can change your life.
Remember, Mr. Tamasi is a sensitive genius, be careful how you phrase your questions.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Remember, Mr. Tamasi is a sensitive genius, be careful how you phrase your questions.

IOW, only use third grade words he can understand in your questions.

 

[Willie T]

Mr. T..... What be dem tings?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Mr. T..... What be dem tings?

Sir, dem tings are variables of nature that cause other tings to become something they are not.

 

[Willie T]

Oh, gosh! I'm lost and cornfuzed already.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Oh, gosh! I'm lost and cornfuzed already.

Good.
That will be $10.00 please.

 

[Willie T]

The check is in the mail.

 

[for_his_glory]

me thinks Mr Tamasi be partaking in some wacky tobaccy.................

 

[Not_Now.Soon]

Mr. T, is it true that if you lined up all the numbers then zero would always be the last one alphabetically lined up? Or is there a spiritual language that supersedes alphabetical orginization in math? And why are the squares of A, B, and C an equasion for a triangle? (Mathz iz hard. Needz help.)

 

[GodsGrace]

Rollo Tamasi has mastered telekinetics and pseudoscience.
He has a degree from some space academy way out there.
He wrote the best seller "Telekinetics and pseudoscience for children".

Today Rollo Tamasi will advise you on how telekinetics and pseudoscience can change your life.
Remember, Mr. Tamasi is a sensitive genius, be careful how you phrase your questions.

Good evening Mr. Genius

I'm interested in the telekinesis of which you speak.

How can I adapt that to do housework?
Is this a possibility?
Am I asking too much of a new science?
Seems to me like it should be possible --

 

[GodsGrace]

Mr. T, is it true that if you lined up all the numbers then zero would always be the last one alphabetically lined up? Or is there a spiritual language that supersedes alphabetical orginization in math? And why are the squares of A, B, and C an equasion for a triangle? (Mathz iz hard. Needz help.)

Really NNS
Can't you be a bit more practical??
Tell me this:
What good does it do to know any math?
Does it remove dust?
No.
Does it make dinner?
No.
Does it go shopping for food?
No.

So. What do I need it for??

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Good evening Mr. Genius

I'm interested in the telekinesis of which you speak.

How can I adapt that to do housework?
Is this a possibility?
Am I asking too much of a new science?
Seems to me like it should be possible --

Dear Mrs. Wondering, I willed you to write.
I found you of great intrigue.
Yes, just tell me to do your housework and I'll be there.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Mr. T, is it true that if you lined up all the numbers then zero would always be the last one alphabetically lined up? Or is there a spiritual language that supersedes alphabetical orginization in math? And why are the squares of A, B, and C an equasion for a triangle? (Mathz iz hard. Needz help.)

Dear not now, later, boy do you need help.
I'm sending you to anton, my specialist.

 

[GodsGrace]

Dear Mrs. Wondering, I willed you to write.
I found you of great intrigue.
Yes, just tell me to do your housework and I'll be there.

It's nice that you find me intriguing.
This feeling will dissipate once the housecleaning begins...

 

[Not_Now.Soon]

Really NNS
Can't you be a bit more practical??
Tell me this:
What good does it do to know any math?
Does it remove dust?
No.
Does it make dinner?
No.
Does it go shopping for food?
No.

So. What do I need it for??

Good question. Math is needed to rock out. After all E= MC Hammer.

 

[GodsGrace]

Good question. Math is needed to rock out. After all E= MC Hammer.

Yeah.
Do you remember when it was a dual between MC and Michael Jackson?


Oh wait. Was Prince also part of the competition?
Go figure. The one who didn't win,
is the one who's left.
Life is funny that way.

 

[GodsGrace]

They just don't make music like this anymore.
Thankfully.

 

[Not_Now.Soon]

Yeah.
Do you remember when it was a dual between MC and Michael Jackson?


Oh wait. Was Prince also part of the competition?
Go figure. The one who didn't win,
is the one who's left.
Life is funny that way.

As they say, "so and so may have won the battle, but did not win the war." And they also say that war doesn't figure out was was right , but who is left." So the hammer must be the winner, until the time when he's not.

 

[GodsGrace]

As they say, "so and so may have won the battle, but did not win the war." And they also say that war doesn't figure out was was right , but who is left." So the hammer must be the winner, until the time when he's not.

I kind of like Hammer.
He makes you get out of your seat and that must count for something, right?

 

[JohnDB]

why are the squares of A, B, and C an equasion for a triangle? (Mathz iz hard. Needz help.)

It's the sum of the squares of the length of two sides equalling the third side's square.
"C" being the side opposite of the 90*. Also known by the adjacent angle's cosecant multiplied by the length of the height .

(I do trig all day)