Awesome movie quote thread.

[Dude named Louis]

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

 

[handy]

Oooohhhh, now that's a movie with some great quotes!


"She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead."

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

"If I only had a brain..."

"You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking."

and, so timely for all the political happenings of today...

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

 

[Dude named Louis]

"You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking."

This could be my motto. But I'm working on it! (Being more organized)

 

[seekandlisten]

"The first rule of Zombieland, Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons were the fatties."

And another good one from the movie:

Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bull****. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

 

[sheshisown]

My turn~

"Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor." Arms?"
Around the World in 80 Days

"Luc~ky! "
Napoleon Dynamite

"There are no spices, and where are the chips?"
Nacho Libre

"Inconceivable!" "You keep saying that. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Princess Bride

"I think he's saying, chorizo tacos."
Land of the Lost
:D
sheshisown~

 

[GojuBrian]

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

"I wouldn't mess with me if I were you, I'm training to be a cagefighter."

"I've been chatting with hot chics on the internet..all day!"


"Vote for Pedro."

ND :D

 

[Dude named Louis]

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

"I wouldn't mess with me if I were you, I'm training to be a cagefighter."

"I've been chatting with hot chics on the internet..all day!"


"Vote for Pedro."

ND :D

Great movie.
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

 

[krazy_kurly]

"Blinkin, what are you doing up there?" "Guessing? I guess no one's coming." ~Robin Hood Men in Tights

"Did you say Abe Lincoln?" "No I didn't say Abe Lincoln I said Hey Blinkin! Hold the reigns, man." ~RHMIT

"King illegal forrest to kill pig in it a is!" ~RHMIT

"Not all who wander are lost." ~LOTR

 

[seekandlisten]

"Blinkin, what are you doing up there?" "Guessing? I guess no one's coming." ~Robin Hood Men in Tights

"Did you say Abe Lincoln?" "No I didn't say Abe Lincoln I said Hey Blinkin! Hold the reigns, man." ~RHMIT

"King illegal forrest to kill pig in it a is!" ~RHMIT

"Not all who wander are lost." ~LOTR

Nice, I love that movie, RHMIT that is.

 

[handy]

One of my hubby's favorites from "The 'Burbs"

"If that dog (poops) in my yard one more time, I'm gonna staple his (bum) shut."

From "Some Like It Hot"

"Do you see the way she walks? It's like Jello on springs."

"Well, if you gotta go, that's the way to do it."

"Well...nobody's perfect."

Sugar "If only my mother could see me now."
Daphne/Jerry "I hope my mother doesn't see me."

Another one from Princess Bride
"You rush a miracle man, you get lousy miracles."

Gimli in LOTR: "Nobody tosses a dwarf."

The problem with this thread is that it's like eating peanuts...it's hard to stop after just one or two. More keep popping in my head.

 

[seekandlisten]

"Wow J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?"

"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."

Grandma's Boy

 

[Vic C.]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

"We're on a mission from God"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you *blank* dirty ape!"

"Come with me if you want to live"

:D

 

[handy]

A few from one of the greatest movies of all time, "To Kill A Mockingbird":

"If you just learn a single trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it."

"That boy is your company. And if he wants to eat up that tablecloth, you let him, you hear?"

"I don't know if it will help saying this to you... some men in this world are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us... your father is one of them."

"Let's go down to the courthouse and see the room that they locked Boo up in. My aunt says it's bat-infested, and he nearly died from the mildew. Come on. I bet they got chains and instruments of torture down there."

Atticus Finch: "Good Afternoon Miss Dubose... My, you look like a picture this afternoon."
Scout: [hiding behind Atticus whispering to Jem and Dill] "He don't say a picture of what."

"Jean Louise. Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing."

More of dialog than quote, but this is a great part of the movie, at the end when Bob Ewell attacked Jem and Boo Radley brings Jem home.

"There's a black man dead for no reason. Now the man responsible for it is dead. Let the dead bury the dead this time Mr. Finch. I never heard tell it was against the law for any citizen to do his utmost to prevent a crime from being committed, which is exactly what he did. But maybe you'll tell me it's my duty to tell the town all about it and not to hush it up. Well you know what'll happen then? All the ladies in Maycomb including my wife will be knocking on his door bringing angel food cakes. To my way of thinking, taking the one man who's done you and this town a big service and dragging him with his shy ways into the limelight - to me that's a sin... it's a sin. And I'm not about to have it on my head. I may not be much Mr. Finch, but I'm still sheriff of Maycomb County and Bob Ewell fell on his knife. Good night sir."