Blond Jokes & One Liners

[Edward]

We needed a cheery thread to counter-balance the virus thread which is a little of a downer...So! I'll start...

How do you make a blond laugh tomorrow?















Tell Her a Joke today!

Your turn...

 

[SeamusDelion]

We needed a cheery thread to counter-balance the virus thread which is a little of a downer...So! I'll start...

How do you make a blond laugh tomorrow?















Tell Her a Joke today!

Your turn...

As a Blond, I take great offence to this. Lets keep it fruitful.

 

[Edward]

As a Blond, I take great offence to this. Lets keep it fruitful.

I don't understand why you would take offense. You're not a girl. Blond jokes are about blond girls. It's always been that way...??

 

[jasonc]

Lol

 

[jasonc]

What is a brunette between two blonds?

 

[Edward]

I heard that one before but I can't remember so I'll just say the smartest one of the three...?

 

[jasonc]

I heard that one before but I can't remember so I'll just say the smartest one of the three...?

Interpreter,lol

 

[Edward]

I remember now! Lol

What advantage do you have by having a blond Wife?

 

[Edward]

You can park in the handicapped spaces.

 

[jasonc]

You can park in the handicapped spaces.

Lol

 

[Edward]

How does a Psychic refer to blonds?





Light reading.

 

[Edward]

Why do Blonds have more fun?

They're easier to keep amused!

 

[jasonc]

Why do Blonds have more fun?

They're easier to keep amused!

How to confuse a blonde,put in a round room and ask her to sit in the corner

 

[jasonc]

Polish blondes, the special forces of the Pollack army

 

[Edward]

Polish blondes, the special forces of the Pollack army

I was married to a Polish girl, and her mama taught me that blond jokes can be used just like Polish jokes. Her mama had a way of bringing truth to most of those Polish jokes!

My fav to tell her was: Do you know how many Polish jokes that there are in the world?

Two. The rest of them are true!

 

[Edward]

How many blonds does it take to complete a circuit?

Two. One stands in the tub, the other hands her a hair dryer.

 

[jasonc]

Lol

How do blonds change light bulbs?

Hold the bulb ,spin the lamp.

 

[Edward]

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?












Just one, but the Light Bulb has to want to change.