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Blonde at a football game

Willie T

Willie T

A man who isn't as smart as others "know" they are
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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
 
Willie T said:
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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Ha ha ha, blonde jokes.
 
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
 
My wife is a Blonde. She told me of a road trip she and several of her classmates (also Blondes) made to Disney World back when she was in college.

As they neared Orlando on the Interstate, they saw a sign:
DISNEY WORLD — LEFT
So, they turned around and came home.
 
Two vamPires flying over the Brooklyn bridge,one says Italian? The other says ,sure.they swoop down grab two italians and when done drop them into the river,but dont hear a splash. So they investigate and find two gators singing drained wops keep falling on my head...
 
Did you know that calling an Italian a wop where I come from is an insult and a fist fight ensues?
It's the same as calling a Jewish person a kike.
Or a chinese person a chink.
Or a black person a nigger.
 
Allen Wynne said:
Did you know that calling an Italian a wop where I come from is an insult and a fist fight ensues?
It's the same as calling a Jewish person a kike.
Or a chinese person a chink.
Or a black person a nigger.
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I was told many jokes by Asians ,blacks ,and in my case jews.I havent posted the better Asians ones.

When they call themselves that it looses any real reason to be a bad word

I hate the word kite,and im called a Niger by two black friends,aND called a redneck,cracker by a florida born Columbian .

So I'm aware of the jokes.
 
Context,aND who you say it too is key.

I raq on all.

From nathan .

If a jew steals a bagel from Einstein bagel brothers did he commit a crime?

No,nathan, he can pay for it with interest.

My nose is big because the air is free.
 
jasonc said:
I was told many jokes by Asians ,blacks ,and in my case jews.I havent posted the better Asians ones.

When they call themselves that it looses any real reason to be a bad word

I hate the word kite,and im called a Niger by two black friends,aND called a redneck,cracker by a florida born Columbian .

So I'm aware of the jokes.
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That's really mean. I'm sorry that you have to go through with that. :hug
 
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