Can God Take a Photograph?

[Vince]

When I did this on another forum, one poster made it an issue of hatred, and everyone else liked it. If you can figure out what I'm talking about (and some of you can) please don't ruin it.

Question #1: Can God take a photograph?

 

[Vince]

Of course, God can take a photograph. He can do anything.

Question #2: Can God take a better photograph than anyone else?

 

[Mike]

Okay, I don't know where you're going with this, but I'll bite and risk made being a fool of. :D

Yes, God can take a better photograph than anyone else.

 

[Oats]

Of course, God can take a photograph. He can do anything.

Question #2: Can God take a better photograph than anyone else?

Yest

 

[Alabaster]

With God being the source of light, I have to wonder about the practicality of it, but of course He can do anything!

 

[Vince]

Okay, of course God can take a better photograph than anyone else. So,

Question #3: Can God take a better photograph than anyone else, using a factory-made camera?

 

[Tailgunner]

Okay, of course God can take a better photograph than anyone else. So,

Question #3: Can God take a better photograph than anyone else, using a factory-made camera?

Vince, I'm probably going to regret this, but yes. He can. I'm waiting on pins and needles for your answer and next question.

TG

 

[Glowstique]

Of course he can!!!

You know, i think the real question is can God make a bigger rock than he can roll. :D

 

[theLords]

With God being the source of light, I have to wonder about the practicality of it, but of course He can do anything!

Ahahahaha. I totally got your joke. Good one

 

[Alabaster]

Ahahahaha. I totally got your joke. Good one

Haha! I thought I had it all figured out, but I guess not!

 

[cyberjosh]

Okay, of course God can take a better photograph than anyone else. So,

Question #3: Can God take a better photograph than anyone else, using a factory-made camera?

Of course, because God can make the factory-made camera better after He gets it. Essentially he can glorify the camera. :D

Yeah... I have no idea what I'm talking about.... and don't act like you do either, asking such cooked up questions! :D

 

[Tailgunner]

Yeah... I have no idea what I'm talking about.... and don't act like you do either, asking such cooked up questions! :D

:toofunny

 

[Vince]

"Of course, because God can make the factory-made camera better after He gets it."

Good point, Cyberjosh! I hadn't thought of that one.

But God not only didn't improve the camera, but:

Question #4: Can God take a better photograph than anyone else, using an unmodified black-and-white camera that was made in a factory?

 

[Theofilus]

Don't confuse American patriotism with Christianity. The two are unrelated. God didn't take that picture (I found your thread on another forum). A professional photographer did. One thing a lot of people don't know is that that picture was posed. The event did take place, but there was no photographer on the scene, so they set it up later. There's nothing miraculous about it.

 

[Mike]

I'm just going to remain silent and observe this play out, Vince53. :D

No spoilers from me!

 

[Tailgunner]

Your move, Vince.