Hey, I found a few jokes I would like to post:
1.What did the classmate say when asked why they kept walking next to the same person at school?
"I was told I'm supposed to walk by Faith!"
2. Which Bible character was super fit? Absalom.
3. What did pirates call Noahs boat? THE ARRRRRK!
4. What do you call a prophet who's also a chef? Habakkuk.
5. When preparing for the Feast of Weeks, what did some disciples wonder? "How much is this going to (Pente)cost?"
Now for the ones I made up
1. Which man of God never had to worry about footwear? Jo(shoe)a
2. Guy 1: "Which book in the Bible is it easiest to tell it was written about them"
Guy 2: "Esther"
Guy 1: "And how can you tell"
Guy 2: "If you look it Es(Is)ther(her)
1.What did the classmate say when asked why they kept walking next to the same person at school?
"I was told I'm supposed to walk by Faith!"
2. Which Bible character was super fit? Absalom.
3. What did pirates call Noahs boat? THE ARRRRRK!
4. What do you call a prophet who's also a chef? Habakkuk.
5. When preparing for the Feast of Weeks, what did some disciples wonder? "How much is this going to (Pente)cost?"
Now for the ones I made up
1. Which man of God never had to worry about footwear? Jo(shoe)a
2. Guy 1: "Which book in the Bible is it easiest to tell it was written about them"
Guy 2: "Esther"
Guy 1: "And how can you tell"
Guy 2: "If you look it Es(Is)ther(her)