Classifieds To Appear In The Jerusalem Times That First East

[PrincessA2J]

Top Ten Classifieds To Appear In The Jerusalem Times That First Easter

10. For Sale: Used Tomb. Good location! Like new! No longer occupied!

9. For Sale: Temple Curtain. Subdivided by owner. (Mat. 27:51)

8. For Sale: Used Wrap Collection. Excellent condition. You can have it for a song!

7. For Sale: Large selection of sackcloth (mourning clothes)--men's and women's, various sizes and styles. No longer needed.

6. Looking For Work: Two former guards. Willing to lie for right price. No Cemeteries! (Mat 28:11-15)

5. Companions Wanted: Long-term relationships desired. I am dying to meet you!--JC

4. Lost Item: One body lost. Big Reward for its return!--the Sanhedrin.

3. Personal to Mr. S: nah-nah, nah-nah, nah, nah--you lose!

2. Personal to JC: Well-done, Son! You da man!--Dad

And the number one classified to appear in the Jerusalem Times that First Easter is:

1. For sale: One Cross. Well used! Priceless! Best offer!

 

[MrVersatile48]

That's a great encouragement to me right now

I shared, a few months ago, how I didn't realise, till after moving to Bootle, that coal dust, metal dust, flour dust & dust from bone meal blow in from the docks nearby: my cheat tested as worse after just 10 weeks in Bootle than it was after 18 months in industrial Manchester

Red tape has kept me here for 6 months: I'll only this next week be able to furnish the 6 months evidence of satisfactoryt council tenancy to be able to apply for sheltered accommodation on higher ground

The standard medical advice in such areas, that produce respiratory problems, is to move to high ground, as the air is cleaner

Off topic?

Not when you wake up 4/6 times a night, coughing & choking & feeling that you could die any second!

The message @ Bootle Elim, 10.30, confirmed what I'd been thinking for days now: if I die intestate - (without making a will) - the Govt would get what I have

The message - based on Psalm 33 plea for unity - reminded me how Jesus said, "Greater love has no man than a man lay down his life for his friends"

It had occurred to me, while praying before church, that the best answer to the devil's regular attempts to stop me & others evangelising is partly what I've been doing online for 4.5 years - motivating, mobilising & training others to help complete the Great Commission - & partly arranging things so that, if the devil has me run over, etc, my will also will replace the 1 man lost with many motivated to go all-out for Christ & the job He gave us to finish

Faith conquers fear

"This is the victory that overcomes the world: even our faith"

I felt great release in using Palm Sunday to give Jesus triumphant entry into all I am & have, knowing that "God works together all things for good to those who love God" - Romans 8:28

Census reports tell us that there are more folk who live alone than live in families

The Bible says that 'God puts the lonely/desolate into families' - (Isaiah 54)

Jesus & the OT prophets make it abundantly clear that the miraculous rebirth of Israel means that this is the climax generation

He promised to cut short this generation by the instant airlift Rapture rescue of all who love Jesus

70 years from 1948 is 2018

& cut short must surely mean noticeably so

So we have no more than 12 years to finish world evangelisation

"No-one knows the day or the hour" - but God chose to reveal the generation many times, in many ways

Birthpains don't just start

& there's no stopping them

They multiply & intensify to bring on the Great Delivery

Why not do as I did & make out a will that helps complete the Great Commission

Many already say that they don't want to bring a baby into this cruel world

The Bible says that the (spiritual) children of the barren are more than of the wed - (again Isaiah 54 ?)

It's no joke

But 'God loves the hilarious giver', yes?

Use Mon good weather to give the gospel!

Must go!

Ian