SHINY4UJESUS
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- Sep 26, 2016
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1) IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED....YOU'RE PROBABLY ME!
2) WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS....SQUIRT THE JUICE IN YOUR ENEMY'S EYE!
3) IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS, AND NOBODY IS AROUND TO HEAR IT...WHY DO I EVEN CARE?
4) IF HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS...WHY DO I LIVE IN ICE CREAM?
5) COURAGE IS NOT THE ABSENCE OF FEAR...ITS LIVING WITH HER ANYWAY! (My apologies ladies, I simply had too...lol)
6) ITS NEVER ABOUT WHO IS RIGHT AND WHO IS WRONG.....BUT ABOUT HOW WRONG YOU ARE TO NOT SEE THAT I'M RIGHT!
7) IT IS NEVER ABOUT THE DESTINATION.....BUT ABOUT THE TOWELS, SOAPS AND SHAMPOOS YOU CAN PILFER WHILE YOU'RE THERE!
8) A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH.... FAR LESS THAN A BUCKET OF KFC CHICKEN!
9) DON'T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET....THEY TASTE BETTER FROM THE FRYING PAN!
10) DON'T MIND THE CHIP ON MY SHOULDER.....SAVING THAT DORITO FOR LATER!
11) IF YOU FEEL A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER.....OPEN THE DARN UMBRELLA!
12) IF YOU'RE FORCED TO BRING HOME THE BACON.....BE SURE YOU INCLUDE THE WAFFLES AND SYRUP TOO!
(By the way folks, these are all meant in a spirit of humor and jest. None are to be taken literally or perceived as a promotion of unbiblical ideology or approach. Thanks.)
2) WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS....SQUIRT THE JUICE IN YOUR ENEMY'S EYE!
3) IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS, AND NOBODY IS AROUND TO HEAR IT...WHY DO I EVEN CARE?
4) IF HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS...WHY DO I LIVE IN ICE CREAM?
5) COURAGE IS NOT THE ABSENCE OF FEAR...ITS LIVING WITH HER ANYWAY! (My apologies ladies, I simply had too...lol)
6) ITS NEVER ABOUT WHO IS RIGHT AND WHO IS WRONG.....BUT ABOUT HOW WRONG YOU ARE TO NOT SEE THAT I'M RIGHT!
7) IT IS NEVER ABOUT THE DESTINATION.....BUT ABOUT THE TOWELS, SOAPS AND SHAMPOOS YOU CAN PILFER WHILE YOU'RE THERE!
8) A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH.... FAR LESS THAN A BUCKET OF KFC CHICKEN!
9) DON'T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET....THEY TASTE BETTER FROM THE FRYING PAN!
10) DON'T MIND THE CHIP ON MY SHOULDER.....SAVING THAT DORITO FOR LATER!
11) IF YOU FEEL A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER.....OPEN THE DARN UMBRELLA!
12) IF YOU'RE FORCED TO BRING HOME THE BACON.....BE SURE YOU INCLUDE THE WAFFLES AND SYRUP TOO!
(By the way folks, these are all meant in a spirit of humor and jest. None are to be taken literally or perceived as a promotion of unbiblical ideology or approach. Thanks.)