This is from Steve Turner, an English Journalist:
We believe in Marx, Freud, and Darwin.
We believe everything is okay,
as long as you don't hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of hurt, and to the best of your definition of knowledge.
We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy is okay.
We believe that taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything is getting better despite evidence to the contrary,
the evidence must be investigated and you can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there is something in horoscopes, UFOs, and bent spoons.
Jesus was a good man just like Buddha, Muhammad, and ourselves,
he was a good moral teacher, although we think his good morals were really bad.
We believe that all religions are basically the same,
at least the one we read was, they all believe in love and goodness,
they only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.
We believe that after death comes the nothing,
because when you ask the dead what happens, they say nothing.
If death is not the end and the dead have lied then its compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Khan.
We believe in Masters and Johnson,
what's selected is average, what's average is normal, what's normal is good.
We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
We believe man is essentially good,
its only his behavior that lets him down,
this is the fault of society, society is the fault of conditions, conditions are the fault of society.
We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him,
and reality will adapt accordingly, the universe will readjust, history will alter.
We believe there is no absolute truth, except the truth that there is no absolute truth.
We believe in the rejection of creeds and the flowering of individual thought.
Postscript:
If CHANCE be the father of all flesh, disaster is his rainbow in the sky, and when you hear state of emergency, sniper kills ten, troops on rampage, youths go looting, bomb blasts school, it is but the sound of man worshiping his maker.
We believe in Marx, Freud, and Darwin.
We believe everything is okay,
as long as you don't hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of hurt, and to the best of your definition of knowledge.
We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy is okay.
We believe that taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything is getting better despite evidence to the contrary,
the evidence must be investigated and you can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there is something in horoscopes, UFOs, and bent spoons.
Jesus was a good man just like Buddha, Muhammad, and ourselves,
he was a good moral teacher, although we think his good morals were really bad.
We believe that all religions are basically the same,
at least the one we read was, they all believe in love and goodness,
they only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.
We believe that after death comes the nothing,
because when you ask the dead what happens, they say nothing.
If death is not the end and the dead have lied then its compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Khan.
We believe in Masters and Johnson,
what's selected is average, what's average is normal, what's normal is good.
We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
We believe man is essentially good,
its only his behavior that lets him down,
this is the fault of society, society is the fault of conditions, conditions are the fault of society.
We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him,
and reality will adapt accordingly, the universe will readjust, history will alter.
We believe there is no absolute truth, except the truth that there is no absolute truth.
We believe in the rejection of creeds and the flowering of individual thought.
Postscript:
If CHANCE be the father of all flesh, disaster is his rainbow in the sky, and when you hear state of emergency, sniper kills ten, troops on rampage, youths go looting, bomb blasts school, it is but the sound of man worshiping his maker.
