CultMaster2000

[Soma-Sight]

Have you ever felt like you were the only authentic Christian left? Now you can prove it, with the new CultMaster 2000 CD-Rom package. CultMaster 2000 is produced by Kingdom of the Kults, Inc., a business founded by experienced professional cult-fighters who now make their skills available to you. For just $99.99, the CultMaster 2000 will let you prove that anyone who doesn't see things your way is any of the following:

non-Christian
a member of a cult
a heretic
a Satan worshipper
plotting to take over the world
brainwashed
fanatic
overweight
a Republican
a member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
an Amway dealer

http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/resp ... master.htm

 

[JM]

We should start a "WasteLand" forum for this kinda of post. :-?

 

[Soma-Sight]

We should start a "WasteLand" forum for this kinda of post.

Awww come on you know its true...

Just go to Apologetics section and see the RCC vs Lutheran vs Adventist vs New Age vs .......

You get the point.

 

[sehad]

We should start a "WasteLand" forum for this kinda of post.

Awww come on you know its true...

Just go to Apologetics section and see the RCC vs Lutheran vs Adventist vs New Age vs .......

You get the point.

JM, I must agree somewhat with Soma even though he/she? seems to be making fun. Ever notice that everyone on here KNOWS that they are right and that everyone else is wrong? Even though the software is out there quite a bit, doesn't anyone ever consider that they may be wrong sometimes? I mean, with people that have opposite views, one of them has to be wrong, but almost always neither of them will admit it. Maybe they should all listen to me! :P :

 

[JM]

We should start a "WasteLand" forum for this kinda of post.

Awww come on you know its true...

Just go to Apologetics section and see the RCC vs Lutheran vs Adventist vs New Age vs .......

You get the point.

JM, I must agree somewhat with Soma even though he/she? seems to be making fun. Ever notice that everyone on here KNOWS that they are right and that everyone else is wrong? Even though the software is out there quite a bit, doesn't anyone ever consider that they may be wrong sometimes? I mean, with people that have opposite views, one of them has to be wrong, but almost always neither of them will admit it. Maybe they should all listen to me! :P :

Nope, you're wrong about that.































































: (kidding)

This should be posted in General, it would get more posts. Should I move it?

 

[BradtheImpaler]

For just $99.99, the CultMaster 2000 will let you prove that anyone who doesn't see things your way is any of the following:

non-Christian
a member of a cult
a heretic
a Satan worshipper
plotting to take over the world
brainwashed
fanatic
overweight
a Republican
a member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
an Amway dealer

Though you will be derided for this post you and I know that most folks around here would (secretly) pay a lot more than $99, if necessary, to get that kind of software. (Course if everyone had it, what would happen then?)

 

[3kixintehead]

I'm not wasting 99$ to find out if someone else thinks I am a christian or not. Can anyone see its a market scheme? You don't need someone else to tell you what you believe.

 

[sehad]

I'm not wasting 99$ to find out if someone else thinks I am a christian or not. Can anyone see its a market scheme? You don't need someone else to tell you what you believe.

Just a thought, but I do not believe that the actual software is real. He is making a point that most everyone on here thinks that anyone that does not agree with them is going to hell or is wrong.

 

[Soma-Sight]

Just a thought, but I do not believe that the actual software is real. He is making a point that most everyone on here thinks that anyone that does not agree with them is going to hell or is wrong.

Correct!

The satire is exposed.....