Cure for California Drought

[Rollo Tamasi]

I have some suggestions for the cure for the California drought.

1. Ask those who are sinners to leave the state. Those who are left behind will have plenty of water.

2. Get some big shot WOF preacher to go over there and "name it and claim it" and watch the waters flow throughout the state.

3. Ask other states to share their water and the expense to get it to them. Share and share alike. We are a Christian nation, right?

4. Pray to God.

Anyone have any other suggestions?

 

[Corn Pop]

When material water runs out, there will only be spiritual water left to drink.

 

[jasonc]

I have some suggestions for the cure for the California drought.

1. Ask those who are sinners to leave the state. Those who are left behind will have plenty of water.

2. Get some big shot WOF preacher to go over there and "name it and claim it" and watch the waters flow throughout the state.

3. Ask other states to share their water and the expense to get it to them. Share and share alike. We are a Christian nation, right?

4. Pray to God.

Anyone have any other suggestions?

5)condemn the state as uninhabitable.
5)

 

[Michael74]

They have started replacing traditional lawns with hardy native plants that don't need attention. Essential uses only.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

1. Ask those who are sinners to leave the state. Those who are left behind will have plenty of water.

No. We don't want them ruining the rest of the states with their narcissistic pleasure loving life styles. Unless you mean for them to go south. After a few years Mexico will be the one wanting to build a wall.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Anyone have any other suggestions?

Accept the fact that southern California was quite literally built on sand to begin with and that they've been a disaster waiting to happen all along. Water artificially piped into the region is why it became what it is in the first place. Like New Orleans, it was sheer stupidity to put millions of people at risk because we decided to make a naturally uninhabitable region of the country habitable by artificial means.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

5)condemn the state as uninhabitable.
5)

But then Reba would have to move, maybe next to you.

 

[jasonc]

But then Reba would have to move, maybe next to you.

It's the price to save america from the poison of liberalism

 

[Rick W]

It was the environmentalists that stopped the dam building for water reservoirs.
The cure? Build those dams so California doesn't have to go through this again.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

It was the environmentalists that stopped the dam building for water reservoirs.
The cure? Build those dams so California doesn't have to go through this again.

But we really don't want to damn anything, do we?

 

[Mike]

2. Get some big shot WOF preacher to go over there and "name it and claim it" and watch the waters flow throughout the state.

Ha! Bingo! And make sure they know their faith obviously isn't strong enough, or they'd be surfing in downtown LA.

5)condemn the state as uninhabitable.
5)

Oh my gosh! For some reason, I nearly gagged on my Diet Coke when I read this!! You crack me up, Jason!