Dad Joke Time

[hawkman]

I was in the supermarket the other day
when a guy threw a block of Cheddar at me .

Outraged , I shouted ,
"Well , that's not very mature, is it ! "

 

[miamited]

like the Cheez-it coach.

 

[Riven]

I love cheddar.

 

[Paul Timothy]

That one didn't age well.

 

[Wrg1405]

I dated a girl once who was cross-eyed. It didn't work out. We never really saw eye to eye and I had my suspicions she was seeing someone on the side.

 

[Wrg1405]

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

 

[Wrg1405]

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

 

[Paul Timothy]

When does a joke become a "dad joke"?

It becomes apparent.