Don't be rude, (A classic must see)

[stovebolts]

This is a classic! This is real footage... it don't pay to be rude to old ladies :

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?v ... 77a5bc548d

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(This is rated Five laughs) :-D

 

[John]

:-D Awesome, its amazing the Air bag is that sensitive.

 

[sheshisown]

YES! I just had my b-day yesterday and was feeling a bit feeble (55 big ones) until I saw this!

OKAY Grandma!

I like the way she just keeps truckin' on with her day~ time to get home and eat a few of those jarred prunes she was transforting home from the dollar store!

: : : I rate it three laughs and a . . . :P bonnie

 

[stovebolts]

: : : and a :D huh? :-D

Hey, I aint gonna be rude to you :wink: Where's the dollar store? :smt007 as I hear an old ladies echo, "Step away from the prunes!" :smt066

Yeah John, I'm surprised the air bag went off that easily too! She must of whacked the car at just the right spot! :smt037

 

[John]

Yeah John, I'm surprised the air bag went off that easily too! She must of whacked the car at just the right spot!

No no, its just super granny...you would not like her when she is angry 8-)

 

[stovebolts]

She doesn't turn green does she?

 

[sheshisown]

: : : and a :D huh? :-D

Hey, I aint gonna be rude to you :wink: Where's the dollar store? :smt007 as I hear an old ladies echo, "Step away from the prunes!" :smt066

Yeah John, I'm surprised the air bag went off that easily too! She must of whacked the car at just the right spot! :smt037

Actually the "dollar" store is in SoCal, our particular nifty-thrifty place where you can buy ANYTHING small for a buck!
Hey~ us city dwellers hafta have SOME cheap place to save our pennies at. Cause we are THAT close to paying $5 for a gallon of you-know-what!

Little ol' ladies are abundant out here, they like the mild weather~ so watch out if ya come visitin'! The big laugh is that it's true many of them carry large bags with them . . . hmmmmm, maybe they are amassing in numbers, preparing their forces to wage their ATTACK! :x May-be it's not so funny after all! :o Aaahhhhhhhhh!

Super Granny!

She flies thru the streets
With no one to please
The daring ole gal
On her flapping string cheese!

I will hafta finish this one looks like it might be funny, later . . .

: : and a 8-) bonnie

 

[stovebolts]

Ha! I'm not as creative and prefer to modify others works :-D

She's free as the breeze
She's always at ease
She lives in the jungle and hangs by her knees
As she swings through the trees
With a trapeze in her B.V.D.s

She's got a union card and she's practicing hard
To play, the guitar, gonna be a big star
Yeah, she's gonna go far
And carry moonbeams home in a jar

Get it, get it, get it.

One :D and two :-D :-D with an :o for good luck :wink:

 

[sheshisown]

Hi Jeff! I kinda combined the ideas together to finish it- hope you can get a kick out it too! 'Cept I could not make the moonbeams fit in, pooh! Oh well here she be;

"Super Granny"

She flies with the fleas
There’s no one to please
The daring ole gal
On her flapping string cheese!

She's free as the breeze
And always at ease
She lives in the jungle
And hangs by her knees.

Her angry eyes flicker
No dude can lick ‘er
Cause she packs her trapeze
In her old B.V.D.’s

Sheeee’s the daring ole gal
On her flapping string-cheese!

She's a prunish an' a danish
A gal whose a hoot
Who once was a dish
But now she's a toot.

No temper she’s got
For ordinary sots
She’s a bag with some fury
So don’t be in no hurry.

Oh travellers beware
Cause she don’t play so fair
She’s a bumper bamboozler
In long under-wear.

Yeeeeah the daring ole gal
On her flapping string-cheese!

She's got a union card
An she's practicin’ hard
To play, the gee-tar
Oh she’s a wannabe star.

Slow as molasses
And finer than dirt
In cool granny glasses
And a home-made grass-skirt.

They’ll sign her up someday
To poâ€â€leece the mobs
Take care then to give in
Don’t be no rude slob.

Oooooo she's the daring ole gal
On her flapping string-cheese!

: : : Too much FUN! A merry heart is like a medicine. :P bonnie

 

[stovebolts]

Yeah!