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Funny Church Happenings

Tonight

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Has there ever been anything funny happen at your church? I can give you some examples of some funny things that happened to my family.

One church our family attended had a parking lot across the street. So, you had to park and cross the street to get to church. One day, my dad was crossing the street and almost got hit by a speeding car. The car honked at my dad. My dad turned and flipped the driver off and screamed a profanity, one I don't want to repeat here. Everyone standing outside waiting to go into church saw the whole thing. My dad was so embarrassed he never went back to that church.

Another time, I was playing in the back yard while my dad was working in the yard. My sister came into the back yard to inform my dad the minister was there to see him. Because my dad was far into the back yard, my sister told me to tell dad the minister was here. I knew how my dad felt about this minister. I yelled to my dad "Hey Dad! That minister you think is so boring is here!" I turned around and the minister was standing right behind me.

Have you ever been embarrassed in church?
 
Tonight said:
One church our family attended had a parking lot across the street. So, you had to park and cross the street to get to church. One day, my dad was crossing the street and almost got hit by a speeding car. The car honked at my dad. My dad turned and flipped the driver off and screamed a profanity, one I don't want to repeat here. Everyone standing outside waiting to go into church saw the whole thing. My dad was so embarrassed he never went back to that church.

For a minute there I thought you were going to say the speeding car was the minister late for church! :D
 
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