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FuNnY ThInGs KiDs SaY!!

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micaela

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Okay so the other day we were at my mothers house visiting, when my 5 year old daughter asked my mom to tell her story, so my mom tells her a little short story. Then my mom asks my daughter, "okay, now you tell me a story." So my daughter says, "Okay! Once upon a time there was this really really old lady" she paused for a second and looked at my mom and told her "Don't worry grandma, I'm not talking about you." :lol

What are some funny things that you've heard your kid or any kid say?
 
:lol


Well I'm part of this 'kid' generation, and I've noticed we tend to ssay "like" a lot. It's become a bad habit, and it's pretty bad.
 
Oh, and all this txt language, like (there we go again! :D) lol, rofl, fml, wtf, ily, ty, =D, =P, <3, brb, thx etc. Some of it I don't mind, but ily really annoys me. But what REALLY annoys me is when people say it in 'real life'. On the net and in texts, no problems. But when you'r just conversing with them normally and they're like ( :wall ) "Oh, lol" or "thx, brb". Grrrrrr.

/rant
 
When my sister started Kindergarten, she came home with a book that she was supposed to have read to her, so I started to read it to her. I read the title and the author. Then, as I went to open the book, my sister pipes us and says VERY loudly, "WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY!"

I could not stop laughing...
 
I've probably shared these before, but I'll share my all-time favorite from my daughter and my all-time favorite from my son.

From my daughter, when she was just about 4 years old. We had supper and I fixed a broccoli salad with our supper. I love broccoli, but it has this "effect" on me. Later, when my daughter and I were sitting on the couch together, the broccoli kicked in and I ...you know :oops ....! Suddenly my daughter's eyes got as big as saucers and she jumped up and looked out the curtains behind the couch. She said, "Momma, there's a BEAR out there! I heard it GROWLING!"

From my son, when he was about 4 as well. It was our family custom to have everyone say a little prayer at our dinner table before either my husband or I prayed the "table grace". Usually the kids would just say a little something. At that time, my son was still barely talking (long story that, due to his prolonged foster care), so usually his contribution to the prayer was a whispered "dank you Jesus" and that would be about it. Well, on this particular occasion, he had been in trouble earlier in the day. As a matter of fact, I had whacked his behind pretty sharply because he took off out into the fields even as I told him no. So, he was smacked pretty good and I have to admit I raised my voice with him as well, as fields with a bull and cows are no place for a little one and I wanted him to remember the message.

Well, he remembered it all right. When it came his time to pray that night at supper, he said, "Jesus, my momma panked me!" At this time I looked up at him and he had his head somewhat bowed and his little hands folded, but he was glowering right at me. He continued on "She panked me Jesus, she hit me and panked me! AND she Yelled at me, too! She did that, Jesus." I realized that my little boy was actually pulling rank on me and taking his grievance right to the top! :lol

Both kids are riots and I laugh all the time with them, but I will always remember those two times.
 
handy said:
I've probably shared these before, but I'll share my all-time favorite from my daughter and my all-time favorite from my son.

From my daughter, when she was just about 4 years old. We had supper and I fixed a broccoli salad with our supper. I love broccoli, but it has this "effect" on me. Later, when my daughter and I were sitting on the couch together, the broccoli kicked in and I ...you know :oops ....! Suddenly my daughter's eyes got as big as saucers and she jumped up and looked out the curtains behind the couch. She said, "Momma, there's a BEAR out there! I heard it GROWLING!"

From my son, when he was about 4 as well. It was our family custom to have everyone say a little prayer at our dinner table before either my husband or I prayed the "table grace". Usually the kids would just say a little something. At that time, my son was still barely talking (long story that, due to his prolonged foster care), so usually his contribution to the prayer was a whispered "dank you Jesus" and that would be about it. Well, on this particular occasion, he had been in trouble earlier in the day. As a matter of fact, I had whacked his behind pretty sharply because he took off out into the fields even as I told him no. So, he was smacked pretty good and I have to admit I raised my voice with him as well, as fields with a bull and cows are no place for a little one and I wanted him to remember the message.

Well, he remembered it all right. When it came his time to pray that night at supper, he said, "Jesus, my momma panked me!" At this time I looked up at him and he had his head somewhat bowed and his little hands folded, but he was glowering right at me. He continued on "She panked me Jesus, she hit me and panked me! AND she Yelled at me, too! She did that, Jesus." I realized that my little boy was actually pulling rank on me and taking his grievance right to the top! :lol

Both kids are riots and I laugh all the time with them, but I will always remember those two times.
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:toofunny :hysterical Hahaha! Your little ones are just too funny!
 
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