Great Quotes/Sayings

[Featherbop]

Kerry: Hello, you might recognize me, I used to be on the "Addam's Family".

Kerry: If I lose the election, I'm going to get a job at Waffle House.

 

[goliwog man]

Bad representatives are voted by good citizens who do not vote."

In some countries your forced to vote :o Oh well time wounds all heals

 

[willow the wip]

why Darck Marck with adams were you "Lurch."

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[Guest]

And Georgie Junior choked on another Pretzel. Putz.

8-) Heathen,what are you doing here? Aren't you too old?
I actually have a teenager! I also have raised one.
Aren't you childless also? Thats what you said.

 

[Guest]

Bumper Stickers:

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave No Billionaire Behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-Voodoo All Over Again!

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a Billion Whoppers Served.

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "Con" in Conservative

:smt004 KERRY :" VOTE DEMOCRATE" SO WE CAN ALL BE
POOR TOGETHER!!!
KERRY : I MAY BE A REAL GIRLIE MAN,but THAT'S JUST ME,WHO HAS
THE RIGHT TO JUDGE ME?
KERRY : YES,YOU CAN BE BOTH A CATHOLIC AND PRO- ABORTION.
KERRY: ARE YOU PICKIN' ON ME? I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO TELL ON YOU
THEN. THAT'LL TEACH YA'!
KERRY : I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS,DO YOU?

 

[Fish-Cross]

"It's been a little tough to prepare because he keeps changing positions on the war on terror... He could probably spend 90 minutes debating himself."
- President George W. Bush

 

[willow the wip]

Bush, George W. - imports......well duh????

"more and more of our imports are coming from overseas"

Bush, George W. - Harm Ourselves ?

At a bill-signing ceremony on August 5, 2004, Bush spoke, and he said the following (not kidding!)

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and *neither do we.*â€Â

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[willow the wip]

So i am not showing favour this is kerrys slip ups.

"The obligation of the United States government is to rapidly internationalize the effort in Iraq, get the target off of American troops, bring other people, particularly Muslim-speaking and Arab-speaking Muslim troops, into the region."

During his nomination speech at the Democratic National Convention


"We will add 40,000 active duty troops - not in Iraq, but to strengthen American forces that are now overstretched, overextended, and under pressure. We will double our special forces to conduct anti-terrorist operations . We will provide our troops with the newest weapons and technology to save their lives - and win the battle. And we will end the backdoor draft of National Guard and reservists. "

In August, Kerry delved into football with equally disastrous results.

"We just came from Bowling Green, and I was smart enough not to pick a choice between the Falcons and the, you know ... all the other teams out there. I just go for Buckeye football, that's where I'm coming out."

"I actually did vote for the $87 billion – before I voted against it"



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[Fish-Cross]

LOL, This is tooo funny.
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