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Berzee

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Hello internet! Here you will find answers to questions you didn't even know you had!

Q: Who is this, Berzee person?

A: He is Jake! He is entirely too full of caffeine tonight, he is the new kid on the block, he is the reason we're in this particular topic.

Q: What does it do?

A: The Berzee is a starving author of exactly one book about becoming a ninja gentleman brother-in-Christ: "The Art and Science of Finishing Last". It tutors Math and Physics, has a Computer Science Degree, reads old books (the older the better), quotes the movie "Hook" on a weekly basis, and sails the seven cyber seas.

Q: What is it doing here?

A: Your Berzee will post long, emoticon-riddled nuggets of something like truth. Sometimes he will misspell "nuggets" as "nuggest" and wonder whether to leave it for lolz. He will try to read long threads before he replies, and sometimes he will succeed.

Q: Why is it here?

A: Mainly to help other people realize how awesome it is that Christian guys and girls get to treat each other like brothers-in-Christ and sisters-in-Christ (1 Timothy 5:2 style)...writing a book about it was not enough. ;) But also because the Berzee still has a thing or two to learn, himself!

Therefore, internet brothers and sisters o' mine,

I welcome you

to welcome me. :wave
 
Well if this post is any indication of what your book is like, I would love to read it!!!

WELCOME!!! :wave :salute :) :yes :shades

I like those things too!!
 
Welcome Jake, internet brother in Christ! :wave. I'm interested in getting a computer science degree too. :)
 
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