Headlones in 2029

[carey]

Headlines from the year 2029:



Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country
in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.


Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.


Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).


Iran is still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but
President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.

An 85-year, $75.8 billion study is released: Diet and Exercise are the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

 

[Vic C.]

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country
in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

Sometimes I wonder who is behinds such statements. They've already reported that L.A. ozone levels would be reduced by 10% due to the use of electric cars. Plus, as technology increases, they will find a way to isolate the motors and filter out any ozone emissions.

Hey, if we go back to horse and buggy, some people will complain about methane emissions from the horses. : As long as we have vehicles on the road, environmental concerns will be an issues. We need to deal with the economical issues of foreign oil imports and get off our dependency of crude oil. We need to stop the hindrance of progress in this field and move forward. Supporting the status quo or going backwards is not the solution. 8-)

 

[carey]

I think it was meant to be facetious.

 

[Vic C.]

I think it was meant to be facetious.

LOL, I'm sure it was. There is however, a slew of sites that are concerned over this very thing. I was just trying to point out how they sometimes don't think thing through.

I got a chuckle out of this one:

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

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[Rick W]

A few of those were a real hoot!
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[carey]

I praise Yahweh the Father in the son Yeshua name (our savior) that you all are enjouing teh fun in the Op.