holy humour‏

[MVPGFVH]

**A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

 

[Classik]

**A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

 

[Jman96]

Haha that's good stuff.

 

[Jesusfreak97]

**A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

lololololololololololololol! That's good! :D

 

[Mike S]

Son says to dad, "We learned God's first name today in Sunday school."

Dad answers, "What do you mean? God is God, He doesn't have a first name."

Son says, "Yes, He does. We learned about it in a hymn, His name is Andy,
"Andy walks with me,
Andy talks with me,
Andy tells me I am His own,
and the joy we share as we tarry there,
none other has ever known."

 

[Classik]

Son says to dad, "We learned God's first name today in Sunday school."

Dad answers, "What do you mean? God is God, He doesn't have a first name."

Son says, "Yes, He does. We learned about it in a hymn, His name is Andy,
"Andy walks with me,
Andy talks with me,
Andy tells me I am His own,
and the joy we share as we tarry there,
none other has ever known."

:toofunny

 

[Chris]

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with him. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment decided he'd

settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your

Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible

that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked

 

[Classik]

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with him. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment decided he'd

settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your

Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible

that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked

:D