How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

[stovebolts]

I dunno Tim, you heard what bonnie wrote... you up to something like that?

I think you'll have to submit a plan of action before I agree. :

 

[Blazin Bones]

Simple enough, I'll bribe the horde with things like Teddy Grams and Ice cream. It sure calmed me down at 5.

 

[stovebolts]

:-D

How in the world does Teddy Grams and Ice Cream calm a 5 year old down :

Yeeeeaaahhh... are you in for an eye opener one day : : :

 

[Vic C.]

Maybe he meant Old Grand Dad and Bailey's Irish Cream. :

It would easy to confuse the two. 8-)

 

[stovebolts]

He couldn't' have meant Bailey's, he's a starving student :wink: ... maybe Carolans :-D

 

[sheshisown]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! ! !

You guys crack me up! : : : bonnie

 

[Blazin Bones]

No, I meant what I meant. The Teddy Grahams and Ice Cream will calm them down long enough to reprogram them and turn them loose on a place like Chucky Cheese's where they are trained to handle the hordes of muchkins.

 

[handy]

:smt081 :smt082 Best laugh I've had and I've needed one.

Bonnie, you have a great work-out program there! If you're ever feeling up to increasing your 'reps' I could lend you my 2-year-old, twin grandnieces. You could train for a marathon with them running around. They're sneaky and the "cute" factor is way over the top, so you'll have to harden yourself. When they're 5, even John Muise will have to watch out. I'll back them against Chuck Norris by then.

Me, I only took 13 of the little darlings, but that's not too bad considering I have "short-stumpy arms"! However, if I could have my nieces join in on my side, I'd take 'em all! :smt023

 

[sheshisown]

Oh YEAH Dora~

It sounds like your adorable nieces
can tear Mr. Norris to pieces!

Watch out for toddling angel-faced tots Chuckie boy~ they can sticky finger and runny nose ya ta death! An' while were on the subject has Choppin' Chuck ever caught the croop from an itty-bitty baby before? A cough like that, could make him miss and hit himself in the head! :-D

Actually, I think we are all very blessed that we cannot catch diaper rash! Ewe yeah! :

Dora, all I need for a victory over those fivies is my Blakie, he scares our friskie cat- the neighbors german shepard- and all shorter children with his Pirate grrrrowl! :x He's four, tenacious, stealthy, and faster than speeding vomit. He has never been hit by any of his three siblings up-chuking even once!

Tell ya what Dora, you bring your bitty babes and I'll bring my valiant grandson, and we'll take em' all on! :x

In Jesus' joy~ bonnie

Hee Hee Hee.