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Husband and wife conversations

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An elderly married couple were walking in the park and saw a young man woman sitting on a bench, kissing passionately.
Wife: "Why don't you do like that man?"
Husband: "I don't even know that woman!"




Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get an headache.



Wife: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are eating the food I made last night.
Husband: We better call the ambulance



Husband: I want breakfast in bed tomorrow
Wife: Then sleep in the kitchen


Husband: Do you know that John who lives next door has two girlfriends unknown to his wife?
Wife: Who is the other one?
 
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