Husbands and Wives...

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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines; one line for the men
who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who
were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.
"

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line
of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the
head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled
your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.

God turned to the one man and said, "How did you manage to be the only one
in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
 
LOL ....I have some relatives the last couple of sentences remind me of. He is always makeing her look like a perfect saint because if he doesn't he is in big trouble when no one is looking. It's been a humorous subject around here for years.
 
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