Gabbylittleangel
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Three guys die, and are standing outside of the pearly gates. St. Peter has told them to have a seat, and he would interview them one at a time.
He calls the first guy up. "I can let you into heaven if you can tell me who Jesus Christ is."
The first guy says, "Oh I know. He has something to do with Christmas. Right?"
St. Peter says "Yes. Tell me some more."
The man continues. "Every year at Christmas time he goes around the world giving toys to good boys and girls...."
"Hold it right there." St. Peter interrupts him. "You have Jesus Christ confused with Santa Claus. Go have a seat, and I will get back to you."
St. Peter then calls the second guy. He tells him, "I can let you into heaven if you can tell me who Jesus Christ is."
The second guy says, "Sure. I know. He has something to do with Easter. Every year on Easter morning he gives out baskets full of candy to little children, and hides eggs that are decorated with pretty colors..."
St. Peter interrupts him. "No, no, no. You are describing the Easter bunny. Go have a seat. I will get back to you."
St. Peter then calls the third guy up. "I can let you into heaven if you can tell me who Jesus Christ is."
"Yes sir." He replies. "Jesus Christ is the Son of God." "YES!" St. Peter shouts. "You two guys come here, I want you to hear this." He then tells the third guy to continue.
"Well, like I said, Jesus Christ is the Son of God. He came to earth to tell the world that God loves them."
"Yes, tell me more." replies St. Peter.
"He went around doing good works. He healed sick people. He fed hungry people..."
"YES!, Tell me more." replies St. Peter.
"Well, there was a group of folks that were jealous. They decided they were going to stop Him. So they arrested Jesus, had a trial and they killed Him by nailing Him to a cross. A guy named Joseph took Jesus and put him in a tomb."
"Yes? Then what?" St. Peter asks.
"Well after three days, the tomb opened, and Jesus came out of the tomb. And He saw His shadow, so they had six more weeks of winter."
:-D HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY
He calls the first guy up. "I can let you into heaven if you can tell me who Jesus Christ is."
The first guy says, "Oh I know. He has something to do with Christmas. Right?"
St. Peter says "Yes. Tell me some more."
The man continues. "Every year at Christmas time he goes around the world giving toys to good boys and girls...."
"Hold it right there." St. Peter interrupts him. "You have Jesus Christ confused with Santa Claus. Go have a seat, and I will get back to you."
St. Peter then calls the second guy. He tells him, "I can let you into heaven if you can tell me who Jesus Christ is."
The second guy says, "Sure. I know. He has something to do with Easter. Every year on Easter morning he gives out baskets full of candy to little children, and hides eggs that are decorated with pretty colors..."
St. Peter interrupts him. "No, no, no. You are describing the Easter bunny. Go have a seat. I will get back to you."
St. Peter then calls the third guy up. "I can let you into heaven if you can tell me who Jesus Christ is."
"Yes sir." He replies. "Jesus Christ is the Son of God." "YES!" St. Peter shouts. "You two guys come here, I want you to hear this." He then tells the third guy to continue.
"Well, like I said, Jesus Christ is the Son of God. He came to earth to tell the world that God loves them."
"Yes, tell me more." replies St. Peter.
"He went around doing good works. He healed sick people. He fed hungry people..."
"YES!, Tell me more." replies St. Peter.
"Well, there was a group of folks that were jealous. They decided they were going to stop Him. So they arrested Jesus, had a trial and they killed Him by nailing Him to a cross. A guy named Joseph took Jesus and put him in a tomb."
"Yes? Then what?" St. Peter asks.
"Well after three days, the tomb opened, and Jesus came out of the tomb. And He saw His shadow, so they had six more weeks of winter."
:-D HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY